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by jack devine420 February 20, 2025
The most amazing girlfriend ever. She is the most amazing and perfect girl you will ever meet in your entire life. She is funny and very outgoing. Once you meet her you wont want to leave her. She will kiss you and grab your hand when you least expect it. Everything about her is perfect, her face, eyes, body, smile, laugh, personality, EVERYTHING. Once you meet her you wont forget her. She is loving and caring but she will treat you the same way you treat her. She has alot of friends and all of them love her, but not as much as her boyfriend does. Her boyfriend is the luckiest guy in the world cause he gets to call emilee his and gets to hold her in his arms. She is truly the most amazing girl anybody would ever meet. <3
guy: dude look its emilee gardner
guy's friend: omg bro whoever's dating her is so lucky
guy: IKR!!!!!!
guy's friend: omg bro whoever's dating her is so lucky
guy: IKR!!!!!!
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by Giant penis guy February 28, 2022
Carl-Emil is a rare creature, usually found in the amazon forest. It tends to have very big ears, but also a incredibly large penis. If you go 10 or less meters close to him, he WILL attempt to rizz you up, so be careful. The Carl-Emil is mostly famous for the ass cheese incident in 1945. He was also used as a sex bot in ww2. A Carl-Emil can cost up to 100000 dollars.
Explorer: Wow, I wonder what that creature is. Im gonna go closer to it
Carl-Emil: Wassup girl. Are you asian? Cuz im china get into japanties ;)
Explorer: *takes off clothes*
Carl-Emil: Wassup girl. Are you asian? Cuz im china get into japanties ;)
Explorer: *takes off clothes*
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