Fire Escape

The act of using the Hot Cheeto or Taki (or whatever remnants of spicy food you have) on your fingers and violently fingering your asshole.

"Duddddddeeee wyd after dinner?"

"Man, a good old Fire Escape after I finish these spicy wings!"

by thatlowcar December 6, 2021

El Eslabón

Perfect

-Hey, have you met el eslabón?
-yeah, he is perfect

by TuSicaria January 20, 2022

invalid escape

this means that your escape on a minecraft prison has been declared invalid. this is a horrible thing and could lead to servere depression

I made an invalid escape

by Millocracy August 14, 2022

masturbation escape plan

This is the plan you make when you have limited time to jerk it. Especially applicable when someone living with you may return at any moment, or could walk in on you. Its having the cursor over the x , having something to cover your junk quickly, having another tab to click to etc. How to cover up the fact you were j-ing off quickly if someone were to come in.

Bro my girl was supposed to be gone all day and she came back early and caught me beating my meat. I fucked up not having a masturbation escape plan.

by Mcgwicko August 31, 2022

tillapia escapade

when someone absolutely obliterates a tilapia in a way no one should wink wink

hey did you hear jacob had a TILLAPIA ESCAPADE on damn we gotta stay away from mans

by dsfkhsghs September 20, 2022

Prolapse elapse

When someone chokes to death on their own rectal prolapse.

Did you hear what happened to James? He was walking down the stairs when his rectum prolapsed and fell out of his shorts. Well, he tripped over his own butthole that fell out of his butt but that's not all. He fell onto his back and his prolapsed butthole fell into his mouth and got lodged into the back of his throat. Coroner ruled it a prolapse elapse.

by Jerrysguy November 13, 2023

vm escape

A life hack that escapes the matrix rather than just something small that completes homework or cooking a litte faster. tldr: an upgraded version of "life hack"

Abraham Lincoln: Bro while everyone was digging for gold, I was selling the shovels
you: damn, that isn't just a life hack, that literally vm escapes the gold-digging simulation
Abraham Lincoln: That's why you should never trust what you read online, especially quotes. The real play wasn't to dig for gold, unlike what you see in the meta.

by nanjolno October 8, 2024