Dosser

A generic term used for heavyweight boxers ducking fighting Anthony Joshua! Mainly that big lanky Bum Deontay wilder but also that loud mouthed dosser Fury who will retire before AJ whoops his gypise ass

That dosser Deontay is avoiding AJ again!

by Andy Ruiz Jr December 10, 2019

Dunsel

A person who is retarded and has the smallest penis

You'r such a Dunsel!

by AlbertsHere September 26, 2019

Duse

A very very old guy

That guys Saltymcsaltee is so old he's a real Duse

by Farmboy102 June 25, 2020

Dosser

A dosser is a heavyweight boxer, who goes to sleep during title fights in the middle of the ring for a nap.

Did you see that pillow fist Dosser Tyson Fury sniffing cocaine again and wrestling in WWE?

by Left Hook Larry October 31, 2019

dissemble

Neologistic contraction of “disassemble.”
Malopropism for the word: disassemble.

You must dissemble the modem to replace the display.

by ad-92129 February 12, 2012

customer disservice department

When a business offers and promises "customer service" but actually has an office meant to disservice the customer and keep them from getting the service they were promised and are entitled to. Often staffed by mexicans since they are good at screwing things up and doing nothing right.

So I bought a new tracfone and tried to switch over my old tracfone's numbers and minutes to it. After a week of dealing with the stupid, lying, incompetent pedros in their customer disservice department I just said "Fuck it". They got me for the new phone, the memory for it and the card, but at least I'm not having them steal more of my life wasting time trying to get it to work anymore.

by doktor strangelove August 21, 2011

Dusenberg

The kind of shit that comes out long and tube-like.....and feels really old. Yea it hurts too.

Short: Duse

Whoa! I have to take a hardcore dusenberg.

Short: Lots of beer drinking causes the need to take a beer duse.

by zeptoolss November 17, 2003