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Vagina Driver

by sistinas777 March 24, 2012
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Tank Driver

Someone who is too lazy to brush the snow off of their car before driving it and instead brush just enough off to see through. The result is a vehicle almost completely covered in snow with the exception of a small opening on the windshield thereby giving the vehicle the appearance of a tank.
I almost got hit by a tank driver as I drove into work today after the snow storm. He couldn't see me with all the snow on his car!
by Upper Tupper January 6, 2012
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The Battle Driver

The name of a man's penis that measures in at least 8 inches long and 3.5 inches thick. It will forever guide him in the direction that he must go.
I didn't know which club I should hit up tonight, so I looked to the battle driver for guidance.

Tom's battle driver tore Jill a new vaginal crease.
by Willie Fhisther July 8, 2011
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Volvo driver

Someone who drives a Volvo (a car brand that has always marketed themselves with safety). They are usually bad drivers and create a hazard for other drivers. Typical behaviors include driving well below the speed limit, failing to park properly, and more.

Volvo cars are poorly built, and ironically, can be very dangerous despite their safety focused marketing. Issues like brake and suspension failures often lead to crashes.
The guardrail was damaged after a Volvo driver hit it.
by Four Loko Frat Guy October 27, 2023
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Weekly Driver

A vehicle in which only gets driven in immaculate weather.

A vehicle in which the owner originally buys for a Nice, Summer car but will not drive in; rain, snow, heavy wind, mist, foggy days, etc.
"Hey man! How come I haven't seen your 'daily driver' Audi lately?"
"It looks like its supposed to rain today even though the forecast shows nothing."
"Oh! So its a weekly driver, not a daily. You drive a daily, everyday."
by Bama_Boss August 24, 2023
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Fruber driver

Using a friend to drive you places because you don’t feel like spending money on ubers.
I’m going to ask Jenn to be my fruber driver and take me to the international airport since it’s 45 minutes away.
by LizzytheShizzy November 23, 2020
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Driver Kim

Driver Kim is the hottest character from Mystic Messenger, who carried the whole game. We all should thank him for driving us and Jumin Han around.
Driver Kim is best boy of mystic messenger, and I want 11037 baby's with him.
by Rantaro Simp#1 February 7, 2021
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