Ask your doctor if this is right for you

"Ask your doctor if this is right for you" is what some of my cadet buddies teasingly ask me when they see me jerking off 3 - 5 times a day.

Some of my friends always tease me by telling me to "Ask your doctor if this is right for you"!

by eda-skip October 6, 2021

Doctor FeelGood

It's when the doctor makes you cough, and puts his fingers on yer nads.

Beavis: Hey ButtHead what's a Doctor Feel Good Mean?

Butt-Head: It's like, when the doctor makes you cough, and puts his fingers on yer nads.

Beavis: Heheheheh That's cool.

Butt-Head: Oh Yeah? You don't have a female doctor, do you Beavis.

by Anonymous March 28, 2004

Doctor

Doctor ….

This comment in written as a post ..

I am not a doctor

Which was a joke as the context was about spending all day laying in the sun .. no sun cream … I find it medicinal and healing like nothing else …

This contradicts all doctors and scientists ..

Hence the opening statement..

If someone takes this from and mentions this and me by name … taken out of context … seriously .. and alluding to something I knew about? Wtf

This is my only ever account ud knows this along with its shady moderators …

End of …

Don’t make shit up saying I have multiple accounts and it’s clear there are many people claiming to be the same person ..

This site is a parody of the world itself ..

The people here are the same ones that say I am an issue in the physical world but chose to walk and stand outside my house all day … every day ….

Their choices …

If you mention make sure your facts are correct at least before entering a debate …

Seriously ..

….

Doctor .. ing facts to suit the ongoing agenda …

Nice …

by LetsTalkAboutX January 26, 2023

Meat Doctor

A master of seasoning, preparing and cooking meat, Most often being used in reference to the cooking of human meat for other humans to consume.

"Brotha Lynch Hung invited me to his home for dinner" "I wouldn't go if I were you. He gonna eat you, he's a meat doctor"

by SkumVilla December 11, 2013

southern doctor

A person who holds a GED (General Equivalency Diploma).

The military is accepting more southern doctors to boost enlistment numbers.

by Rufus The Stunt Bum July 22, 2005

Doctor Who Disease

Something most Whovians have. Disease is contagious. It's the name for what people have when they talk about Doctor Who to people who really don't give a shit.

Whovian: Omg I just got these new light-up tardis ear rings
me: Congratulations. By the way, you have Doctor Who Disease.

by jazzdrums December 24, 2014

The Reverend Master Doctor Professor Sir Lord His Honor Bartholomew Jones Winson Walter Hubert Blane Johannes Arthur BRFXXCCXXMNPCCCCLLLMMNPRXVCLMNCKSSQLBB11116 the MMMMDCCXXX

This is a name that most likely does not exist

Guy 1: Bart, can you pass me a beer, I've run dry!
The Reverend Master Doctor Professor Sir Lord His Honor Bartholomew Jones Winson Walter Hubert Blane Johannes Arthur BRFXXCCXXMNPCCCCLLLMMNPRXVCLMNCKSSQLBB11116 the MMMMDCCXXX: that's The Reverend Master Doctor Professor Sir Lord His Honor Bartholomew Jones Winson Walter Hubert Blane Johannes Arthur BRFXXCCXXMNPCCCCLLLMMNPRXVCLMNCKSSQLBB11116 the MMMMDCCXXX to you. And yes, I will get you your beer.

by Kingdoms of Fear Project March 23, 2022