sloth disease

Very Rare disease carried most often by Jessikas. Very powerful sleeping disease where the victim sleeps 20 out of 24 possible hours. The other 4 hours are spent watching movies or spending time on their phone as to not use energy.

After waking up from a 3 hour nap exhausted, Jessika realized that she had sloth disease.

by Untamed1560 July 6, 2016

coronacleaning disease

Sickness or ill effects from excessive compulsive cleaning with noxious cleaning products.

"Jasmine got sick from sniffing spray disinfectant. #coronacleaning disease"

by Freybjorg April 21, 2020

captain disease

Captain D’s Seafood Restaurant

I had Captain Disease for lunch and I’ve been throwing up all afternoon!

by Pinetreeenjoyer9 August 15, 2023

Hewko's Disease

n.
1. A condition commonly effecting closeted men.
2. A condition categorized by sufferers breaking out in Elton John (or related) songs such as "Philadelphia Freedom" with a choreographed routine.

A: "Why is Ryan signing Tiny Dancer?"
B: "He contracted Hewko's Disease from Dan."
A: "The poor bastard."

by Dr. N C May 24, 2013

lambdicks disease

When you drink too much lambic and become an entitled turd

Patient: What do you mean I can't post topics of the day if I'm not an admin?
Doc: "Clearest case of Lambdicks Disease I've seen in years... here's a prescription so you can start your own group."

by Invincrono February 20, 2018

cocksackie disease

Disease of the throat and mouth caused by vigorous and excessive blowjobs

Jane is a bit under the weather, she has a mild case of Cocksackie disease

by jasante2 January 2, 2018

barrel disease

One who is so fat that the body appears in the shape of an old wooden barrel

Maggie has put on so much weight since high school. Her man told me he divorced her since she has barrel disease.

by ak80 August 6, 2014