Dog dicking mother fucker

A male family member that pricks you over at the most inopportune times

God damnit gary you dog dicking mother fucker you grumped my ace

by captainhook105 November 15, 2018

Dicking

The act of being a dick.

"Man that guy was dicking me all night!"

by HHAGSDGERGSGZ January 3, 2010

dinking and dunking

Alternating penetration between vaginal and anal orifices.

So Brendan says to me, "I was dinking and dunking this broad the other night ... "

by AceJT January 16, 2008

good hard dicking

The panacea for any problem a woman could possibly face.

"Bethany's parents died last night of carbon monoxide poisoning, she was so devastated that she had a miscarriage! They'd been trying for years, who knows if Jim will ever be able to produce a functional sperm again!"
"Nothing a good hard dicking couldn't fix."

by butterbutmuffins February 15, 2017

dicking around

its when an elderly woman sleeps around profusely.

lukes mom is dicking around with all of his friends

by SLooooooooooob October 29, 2003

Rope Dicking

v. The act of dropping from the ceiling on a rope naked and slapping a person in the face with your penus.

John: That girl deserves a good rope dicking.
Larry: What the fuck?

by kdod October 7, 2012

Diking

The fuzz bumping, lesbian version of a viking.

Hey aren't you a viking? Oh no Sir, I'm a Diking.

by Hugo Gonzalez October 31, 2003