Girl: hey, Ashley told me you have a beautiful dick. Mind if i touch ;)
Boy: wouldnt mind at all. Meet me in the toilets in 5 mins
Girl: ok *5 mins later she walks to the toilets*
Boy: hello again. U ready?
Girl: fuck yes!!
Boy: *unzips Jeans and takes his boxers off*
Girl: holy shit!!! Thats amazing *she slowly rubs the dick*
Boy: *moans loudly. Grabs her jeans and unbuttons them* may i??
Girl: mmmm yea
Boy: *bends down and slowly licks her clit*
Girl: Mmmmmmm. Fuckkkk!!
Boy: *she cums in his mouth. He gets up and positions himself at her entrance*
Girl: Mmm yes!! Fuck me daddy!!!!
Boy: *sticks it in, thrusting in and out slowly*
Girl: god! Ur amazing!! Dont stop!
Boy: i wont *thrusts in and out faster*
Girl: *kisses down his neck*
Boy: Mmmm yes!!
Girl: im gonna cum!!
Boy: cum for me baby!!
Girl: *cums* ahhhhh yessss!!!
Boy: yes!! Almost there!!!
*both reach climate together*
Girl: Fucking hell!
Boy: we should maybe do that again..
Girl: i would love to. But on a bed haha
Boy: yea haha
Boy: wouldnt mind at all. Meet me in the toilets in 5 mins
Girl: ok *5 mins later she walks to the toilets*
Boy: hello again. U ready?
Girl: fuck yes!!
Boy: *unzips Jeans and takes his boxers off*
Girl: holy shit!!! Thats amazing *she slowly rubs the dick*
Boy: *moans loudly. Grabs her jeans and unbuttons them* may i??
Girl: mmmm yea
Boy: *bends down and slowly licks her clit*
Girl: Mmmmmmm. Fuckkkk!!
Boy: *she cums in his mouth. He gets up and positions himself at her entrance*
Girl: Mmm yes!! Fuck me daddy!!!!
Boy: *sticks it in, thrusting in and out slowly*
Girl: god! Ur amazing!! Dont stop!
Boy: i wont *thrusts in and out faster*
Girl: *kisses down his neck*
Boy: Mmmm yes!!
Girl: im gonna cum!!
Boy: cum for me baby!!
Girl: *cums* ahhhhh yessss!!!
Boy: yes!! Almost there!!!
*both reach climate together*
Girl: Fucking hell!
Boy: we should maybe do that again..
Girl: i would love to. But on a bed haha
Boy: yea haha
by One ‘n’ only Josh June 5, 2018
Get the Dickmug. something that is eaten by a hobo living in a dumpster on the corner of the street whilst a women comes over and shoots the wall and then the women headbutts the dumpster because she's crazy and then a mad guy runs over and kicks a football into a dogs face, the dog then gets angry and charges at the mad man, the mad man runs into a bus that is driven by a cat, then the bus crashes into an old grandma then the grandma comes alive and kills the cat for revenge by shooting it in the face then eats it along with a cup of dried soup, then a bomb drops on the city which then kills the dog and the dogs best friend because they have lately been dealing drugs to an old couple who live in the country side, about 90 years old each , they get high and start causing mischief and then a cat who was a friend of the cat who killed the grandma which then the grandma comes alive and kills the cat kills the grandma and the hobo and the dog lives happily ever after.
' hey man listen to this dick
something that is eaten by a hobo living in a dumpster on the corner of the street whilst a women comes over and shoots the wall and then the women headbutts the dumpster because she's crazy and then a mad guy runs over and kicks a football into a dogs face, the dog then gets angry and charges at the mad man, the mad man runs into a bus that is driven by a cat, then the bus crashes into an old grandma then the grandma comes alive and kills the cat for revenge by shooting it in the face then eats it along with a cup of dried soup, then a bomb drops on the city which then kills the dog and the dogs best friend because they have lately been dealing drugs to an old couple who live in the country side, about 90 years old each , they get high and start causing mischief and then a cat who was a friend of the cat who killed the grandma which then the grandma comes alive and kills the cat kills the grandma and the hobo and the dog lives happily ever after. '
something that is eaten by a hobo living in a dumpster on the corner of the street whilst a women comes over and shoots the wall and then the women headbutts the dumpster because she's crazy and then a mad guy runs over and kicks a football into a dogs face, the dog then gets angry and charges at the mad man, the mad man runs into a bus that is driven by a cat, then the bus crashes into an old grandma then the grandma comes alive and kills the cat for revenge by shooting it in the face then eats it along with a cup of dried soup, then a bomb drops on the city which then kills the dog and the dogs best friend because they have lately been dealing drugs to an old couple who live in the country side, about 90 years old each , they get high and start causing mischief and then a cat who was a friend of the cat who killed the grandma which then the grandma comes alive and kills the cat kills the grandma and the hobo and the dog lives happily ever after. '
by peter 111222333 June 21, 2009
Get the dickmug. by 2000-2004 October 21, 2019
Get the Dick Dick Downmug. 1.the male reproductive organ
2. an abrasive, or otherwise, colorful person be it man or woman (yea, a woman can be a dick too)
2. an abrasive, or otherwise, colorful person be it man or woman (yea, a woman can be a dick too)
1. She wanted to taste my kids, so I let her suck the nut from my dick.
2. Goddamn, for a woman she is the biggest dick I know.
2. Goddamn, for a woman she is the biggest dick I know.
by Big Flea (Flytrap Promotions) August 20, 2008
Get the Dickmug. by TheLatterOption February 4, 2010
Get the Dickmug. by TECHSTAFF February 6, 2003
Get the dick in dick sexmug. 