Turf Derp

1. (v). When someone takes a noggin nose dive. 2. See Eat Shit. To mistakenly fall on one's face in an embarrassing or Derpish fashion.
My roommate threw me a goldfish snack and I missed it and totally turf derped on my bed.

He missed the soccer ball and totally turf derped.

I kicked the barstool out from under him and he turf derped so hard I snorked.
by Perry Springfield August 03, 2012
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Slurp derp

To drink something delicious or to make it known that it’s magnificent.
That drink was slurp derp!
by Tynn April 26, 2021
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derp dolphin

I have got to derp dolphin into the world of bruh moments
by depdolphin yt May 29, 2020
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derp helmet

In the context of the internet and online slang, "derp helmet" or "need a helmet" often implies that someone is acting foolishly or making a mistake, and is a rude way of saying someone needs to be more cautious or thoughtful.
Kelso! Put on the derp helmet! What's a derp helmet? It's In the context of the internet and online slang, "derp helmet" or "need a helmet" often implies that someone is acting foolishly or making a mistake, and is a rude way of saying someone needs to be more cautious or thoughtful.
by B-rizzle February 18, 2025
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derp twad

A derpy vagina that during intercourse will have a muscle spas and suffocate the male genitalia it is usually very painful for both party's and can also result in a early mensturl cycle
Dude, yesterday I was banging Cindy and she had a derp twad and my dick hurt so bad and she bled on me!
by Footballnick77 June 25, 2014
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Giga Derp

Noun.

1. More than the normal derp. Like a gigabyte, Giga Derp is one-billion derps. See "Derp".

2. A über derpy being, one who is derpy to the maximum.

Verb.

1. To giga derp is to either (a) troll a whole lot (b) to annoy someone very much.

2. To be a Giga Derp.

Adjective.

1. Being Giga Derpy

2. Of the Giga Derp kind
Dude I'm giga derping this game around, the other players are flipping out.

Giga derping is not allowed in this chat room
by Giga Derp January 12, 2014
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