Deez nuts

1. mans two delicate balls held in a sack under his penis
2. dells delicate ballsack (restraunt)
3. a man joking about his penis with jokes freshly held in his brain ( taught by internet) and jokes about it during the worst times

example of def 3.

you: hey man do you like chef boyardees?
victim: no, but my daughter does
you: chef BOI-ARE-DEEZ NUTS TASTY

you: (lawyer)
you: judge i will speak for my client if it is not okay with you, talk to deez
judge: who is deez?
you: DEEZ NUTS

also you: GOTTI HA GOTTEM HA HA HA

by jo momma 456 June 2, 2021

Deez nuts

A LARGE AMOUNT OF BALLS IN A BLACK SACK ALSO WHO FUCKED YOUR MOM

Wow bob deez nuts owned your mom last night

by FAP NATION February 22, 2018

Deez nuts

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by YESHHHHHHHH December 25, 2020

Deez nuts

the tensticels in a funny way

Guy1:deez nuts
Guy2: kill you're self

by Arbobarbro April 5, 2023

Deez nuts

Something to say to interrupt a conversation and make people laugh, or just randomly say whenever.

Andy: Hey did you here about the"
John: Deez nuts?

by Manden56 May 28, 2023

Deez Nuts

A word often used by squirrels identifying another squirrel named Dee

Squirrel 1: Man i'm starving

Squirrel 2: Hey! How about lets gobble up Dee's nuts!

Squirrel 1: Aww yeah! I'm sure he won't mind right m8?

Ligma(also a squirrel): ....

You know the biggest peanuts and delicious in the town? Deez Nuts!

by Nothing out of the ordinary July 24, 2023

Deez nuts

A common joke used amongst the gen-z community

“Hey bro have u met the new kid dee?”

“Dee?”

“Deez nuts!”

by Hadsmoore06 September 10, 2023