Declan Rice

best cdm in the world ARSENAL ARSENAL ARSENAL

I LOVE DECLAN RICE HE IS AMAZING.

by iluvarsenal28 June 30, 2025

Declan

Has a very big dick and an even bigger heart. He eats sweet chili Doritos every day and loves white girls.

Girl 1: OMG is that Declan?!?
Girl 2: I think that’s I’m! I can see his big ass dick from a mile away!!!

by PussyMachine2312 September 27, 2025

Declan

Declan: A young, skinny gay boy, Majority of the time is under 6ft tall. Most of the time a Declan is sensitive, dumb, and quick to fall in love. Over-all Declan's love dick.

1 (Declan): O-omg, Is that really your penis. Its so- big....

2 (Shagger): Yes, it is my baby. Would you like this steaming hot pipe in your ass.

3 (Declan): O-oh --- AHHH

4 (Shagger): -Inserts-

5 (Declan): Ahhhh - Blood pours on to the floor out of his ass-

6 (Shagger): -Finishes-

7 (Shagger): Now your really a Declan, aren't you?

by declan3942 October 3, 2025

Declan

Maybe the best soccer player in the fucking world. Whenever he gets the ball the other team calls it quits. Good luck garding Declan.

Oh look! There's Declan getting head in the club!

by IluvDeclan November 4, 2025

Human Decanting

When a man self-catheterizes to empty their bladder, refills it with wine (usually red wine), and serves partygoers by emptying their wine-filled bladder into their glasses

Make sure to bring a catheter to the human decanting party in case you're picked to be the server!

by shamdog6 July 21, 2021

Go decant yourself!

A saying coined by greatest service industry professional alive! Commonly used when someone needs to calm down, chill, or “aerate” themselves.

You need a breath of fresh air. Go decant yourself!

by Young Money D-Money July 23, 2024

The Declan Effect

When one cuts their hair to get wings and suddenly gets hotter.

“Ayo why’s quin looking different lately?”
Man it’s the Declan effect.

by Urmomsnewbitxh69 October 31, 2023