deafense

A supposedly-justifying/forgiving argument regarding a disputed action/event dat you claim occurred due to your not having da sharpest hearing capabilities.

During embarrassing questioning by da press, Prez Reagan often claimed to be hard-of-hearing --- or dat da noisy helicopter made it impossible for him to make out what da reporters were asking him --- yet he seemed to hear more-desirable queries, statements, or remarks just fine, so I'm not sure how valid a deafense this was!

by QuacksO March 22, 2023

deafendant

An accused person who supposedly can't hear what's going on in court.

Howard Hughes was a famous deafendant; during his misappropriation-of-funds trials before Congress, he had to wear an amplified headset in order to know what da plaintiffs were saying about him.

by QuacksO March 22, 2023

Deaera

a fine ass girl

person 1 : who is deaera

person 2: idk but she fine asf 🤣

by Deaera April 6, 2023

Deaner

a fat ass sad bitch (zetsu) another word for Beaner

"i fucking hate deaners" - Uzi

by fuckchristina April 28, 2023

Dealer

a person who buys and sells drugs.

"he posed as a dealer willing to buy heroin"

by Arminkshipper July 20, 2024

defered pain

What your pilaties teacher can clearly spell better than you, but you are prolonging the pain and deferring your embarrassment.

I don't want to do snakes I wish to defer the pain of it.

Defered pain

by Kevin coates October 27, 2023

Deferred Pain

What you are in pain but suck it up and worry about it later.

I don't want to do snake's on the pilaties reformer Jo I wish to defer the pain your putting me through: deferred pain

by Kevin coates October 27, 2023