Dave MK

Can't shoot a three but brags he can shoot a half court shot. Loves buying shoes from Mike R.

Should Dave MK make varsity? "Cant shoot normally, always looks like he is never trying"-Anthony G

by Asianboy6988 November 20, 2019

Dave bender

A raving slave who keeps a spare spermex bottle to contain his sperm. Dave Bender is the kind of guy to take his boat out and relax with his cup of Gatorade. Also known as a Slender, he enjoys promptnous in all forms such as doorstops, germex, prostitution, and bald spots.

Wow stop sperming in your Gatorade bottle... you're such a Dave bender

by Slenderbender69 May 16, 2017

Dave Mclean

A derogatory term for a friend who has loud, vigorous intercourse while someone else is present in the room. He will usually make a great effort in making it audible to the other person.

Charles: "Ohhh yeahh oooohhh yeah take it!"
Derrick: "Hey man I don't know if you noticed but I've been sitting at this desk for almost an hour. Gosh you're a regular Dave Mclean!!"

by duckbutter66 May 9, 2011

Saucy dave

When ian is holding dem sauses like a true menace to society

Oooooo look its saucy dave better go get your chicken nuggies, so he can sauce all over them.

by Cummy calvin July 10, 2021

Dave Grohl

The drummer dude from Nirvarna that also made a killing in his own band Foo Fighters when he created it in 1995, the year after Kurt took on his own life. Dave has also performed with the bands Queens of the Stone Age and Them Crooked Vultures and he has appeared in numerous famous TV shows like Beavis and Butthead, Drunk History, The Muppets, Late Night with Jimmy Fallon, SNL and Late Night with David Letterman. He was also Bezelboss from the Tenacious D movie.

Man, that Dave Grohl is something! His voice is just....WOW! And that one time when he broke his leg but kept performing seconds after he broke it made me wonder why Justin Bieber couldn't do something like if he injured himself but then I remembered that Justin's a pussy and couldn't hold a candle to an amazing talent like Dave.

by Suckin' on the Dictionary August 19, 2017

Dave Faber

The lead singer of the amazing Canadian rock band Faber Drive. Although he is not the best looking he is extremely fun, funny and has a great personality. Girls drool at his feet because he is just so damn hot.

"OMG! I went to the Faber Drive last night and Dave Faber was such a great preformer! I love him!"

by DaveFabersFutureWife April 15, 2010

disco dave

Hardcore pub owning party animal, who parties like its 1999 every night, can dance like there is no tomorrow,and can drink gin like prohibition has just ended. Usually very tall, good looking and funny.

Phil: "Are we going out with disco dave tonight?"
Steph: "Yeah you gay, he's fucking mental!"
Phil: "Get the millers in!"

by Square Mandango September 20, 2006