smash or dash

Smash or dash is a term used to describe the two options someone in a prolonged friend zone should do.

Andrew: Sophie is SO Hot
Nathan: I know, but I'm deep in the friend zone
Andrew: The only thing you should be deep in is that pussy, you need to smash or dash!

by EliteWingman October 14, 2016

Splash and dash

when someone cums quick and leave straight away

Callum fucked a girl and cum really early...he splash and dashed

by scrott owen January 4, 2019

head-dashing

1. When one runs around a small village smacking hammers over people's heads.
2. When one's body is obese or ugly, but that same person's face is good looking.

"i heard bob went head-dashing last night."

"Oh man that person over there is head-dashing"

by doctordrew31st September 29, 2008

Dash yourself

Dash yourself or dash it- A quote made up by Kingsland Road (as I'm aware). Its like the F-word. And consists of a hand gesture where you get your hand and move it at a side angle. And say 'Dash yourself'. You put your hand out flat at first to decide whether you should dash something. (Its kind of hard to define)

Connor: Matt didn't learn the new song lyrics for rehearsals.
Matt: What song?
Connor: Dash yourself Matt!
Josh and Thompson: Dash yourself.
(I dunno)

by Ilovebandsxx February 17, 2015

Meerkat Dash

When a coworker known for looking and being suspicious, takes something from your desk and runs back to their desk, all the while looking like they name should be TIMON!!!! snatch and run, steal

Annie just did a meerkat dash with your Reese's pieces, Shellie. And it was so funny.

by Jx3's mom January 27, 2009

Dash Caming

Taking a selfie or group picture using your vehicle dash camera that is planned to be uploaded to Facebook ,Myspace or any other sort of social networking website.

Hey Chuck, why don't you stop dash caming and put both hands on the wheel while driving.

by WPollitt September 18, 2014

pebble dash

The act of pebble dashing, or to pebble dash, is the act of passing gas with a "wet kiss". The "pebbles" are dashed from the "lips" during the "wet kiss".

The act of slinging bits of poo during a wet fart.

When I farted I accidentally pebble dashed my shorts. The wife hates it when I pebble dash.

by Bubbacop March 13, 2009