Crunchy ape shit

A shit an ape shits out that crystalized over time and turns rotten

There's a crunchy ape shit in the zoo

by Soviet nazi ape July 15, 2024

Crunchy Nose

When a cat is scratched under the chin, causing the kitty’s nose to scrunch up.

The kitty loves getting pet, she has a scrunchy nose.

by Devinwevin February 7, 2018

Crunchy

When your heart almost explodes because someone or something is so god damn cute

Reina is making me so god damn crunchy I got light headed!!!

by Hgtvkml March 31, 2020

Crunchy

Typically it means, making a sharp noise when bitten or crushed and (of food) pleasantly crisp. But now people are trying to make it a popular term for a granola, hippie mom. Stop trying to make crunchy happen.. it’s not going to happen. It’s not a thing.. even if people want you to believe it’s a thing. Don’t use it.. no one will know what you’re talking about..

The proper term.. wow these Cheetos are super crunchy.

by Boombadabing July 20, 2023

Crunchy

Fiona and Patricia

"Hot damn those elderly women Fiona and Patricia are crunchy as hell"

by Crunchy churr0s October 30, 2020

Crunchy Hoe

The dirtiest, most ugly person to walk. The most offence pair of words to say to someone. Someone who is filthy and full of dirt head to toe.

Example: someone who doesn’t shower and goes out willingly without being washed. Someone who reminds you of a Cheeto Puff. The perfect way to describe it, is dried up, crunchy dead skin.

That girl Emma is such a crunchy hoe!
Did you see that crunchy hoe over there; she went to sleep with her fake eyelashes on!

by Jenna Johnson September 14, 2023

Crunchies

Any kind of chips

I got the crunchies, I haven't had any since last time.

by Jussomewiidwoulddofine August 30, 2022