Crunchy

Cringy type of Weird

That man looks crunchy

by Dope Boi Loxo March 2, 2020

crunchy laugh

when someone who has bronchitis laughs, and it turns into a dry, cruchy wheeze

A: Have you seen Jerome? His laugh is so damn crunchy.
B: Jerome's crunchy laugh sounds like a refrigerator making ice.

by thecoolestguy12346 December 4, 2023

Crunchy Sister

A brother to gossip with that feels like a sister if you're the only gorl in the family.

I texted my crunchy sister all night about watching breaking bad.

by crunchysister August 13, 2022

Crunchy crusty Tracey

Crunchy crusty Tracey, is a dumb mole with 3 ID's, under :
Tracy
Tracie
Tracey

Crunchy crusty Tracey is a dumb mole with 3 ID's. What else can I say.

by J Wilfon August 26, 2020

Crunchy Butt Custard

1. Dried poop particles stuck to the anal hair. Similar to dingle berries but not quite as chunky, more of a nice crunchy glaze.

2. Also Known as an E-Cig flavor joke to mess with people with its rather repulsing sound. The flavor doesn't taste like ass, its actually composed of CRUNCHY cinnamon, BUTTerscotch, and vanilla CUSTARD.

1. "Man I've been walking all funny cause the dump I took this morning left me with some crunch butt custard"
2. "DUDE IS THAT A VAPE!?!? WHAT FLAVOR???" "Crunchy Butt Custard"

by Yung Down Syndrome August 5, 2015

crunchy

a stronger form of cringey

When you're about to give someone a hug and they offer you their hand instead.
That's super crunchyyy!!

by jamilitamili January 28, 2018

Crunchy Chips

The epitome of the perfect human you could ever find, this is the man u can be gay for

He looks like Crunchy chips

by crunchy_chips January 19, 2021