by RustyB October 5, 2007
Get the croaked over mug.Vagina that has been battered and brused with artificial objects such as a remote or lamp. Objects man made and not intended for insertion into the vagina, then used in an aggressive manner resulting in Croaked pussy
Becky got drunk this weekend and sent a video of her croaked pussy to all her contacts. How embarrasing...
by wutwazthat January 7, 2015
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Get the corgal mug.a dude who fronted a pretty popular alt-rock act in the 90's (perhaps you've heard of them, The Smashing Pumpkins). They released three stellar albums (all routinely included in the pantheon of the alt rock genre). Then ,somewhere along they way, he lost his goddamn mind (probably due to his ever-growing ego) and alienated his fans and the rest of the band. He now spends his days jumping from one pretentious project to the next, further alienating what remaining sympathizers he has left. As a result, he is now the bane of any alt fan's existence and most agree that the Smashing Pumpkins effectively ended at Melancholy and Infinite Sadness.
Jimbo: hey man, did you check out Billy Corgan's 8 hour synth interpretation of Siddartha?
Grover: Umm no? I've got better things to do than listen to alt-rock's version of Charlie Sheen
Grover: Umm no? I've got better things to do than listen to alt-rock's version of Charlie Sheen
by leon2000 December 12, 2014
Get the billy corgan mug.A combination of wearing "Croakies" neoprene sunglass straps with "Oakley" sunglasses. A blend of function and fashion from 1992, still embraced by the outdoor working class. The drape of the Croakies serves the ancillary benefit of creating an artificial mullet for its wearer; or, more likely serving to enhance the existing mullet.
by Game 904 March 21, 2008
Get the croakleys mug.A Croat is somebody from Croatia who is very scared.
Like they only can fight wars if somebodys helping and never fight there own war. Like WW2. The german came and the croats were al shouting yeaaah heil hitler, we love nazi people. You know we all wanna be nazi. So then the croats became nazi. Because they were scarred like hell. The y didn't want to fight them, so they became one of them. So a croat is something like a nazi pussy
Like they only can fight wars if somebodys helping and never fight there own war. Like WW2. The german came and the croats were al shouting yeaaah heil hitler, we love nazi people. You know we all wanna be nazi. So then the croats became nazi. Because they were scarred like hell. The y didn't want to fight them, so they became one of them. So a croat is something like a nazi pussy
Nazi: Hello
Croat: Hello
Nazi: You want to fight the nazis?
Croat: No no we want to be a nazi. Come on nazi yeah.
Nazi: We are taking control over croatia. Is that oke?
Croat: ofcourse.. we are all just nazi pussy now.
Nazi: Ok.. so i going to fuck your wife..
Croat: Ok. But if you want you can have my daughter too. She is almost 12 yr. You can have a menage a trois with those nazi pussy s.
Croat: Hello
Nazi: You want to fight the nazis?
Croat: No no we want to be a nazi. Come on nazi yeah.
Nazi: We are taking control over croatia. Is that oke?
Croat: ofcourse.. we are all just nazi pussy now.
Nazi: Ok.. so i going to fuck your wife..
Croat: Ok. But if you want you can have my daughter too. She is almost 12 yr. You can have a menage a trois with those nazi pussy s.
by The Gog June 7, 2011
Get the Croat mug.A country that consists of severly inbred folk. Tops the list in deformities and homosexuals. Croatian men are well known for not pleasing women at all ! Croatian women are quite often confused with animals at the zoo.
Often short in stature and frequently showing strong signs of male pattern baldness whilst having the bonus attribute of what is known as a "micro penis", often trying to blend in by using the first name Petar.
Often short in stature and frequently showing strong signs of male pattern baldness whilst having the bonus attribute of what is known as a "micro penis", often trying to blend in by using the first name Petar.
Oy, Jovane, give me some oral massage, I need to get up from bed before the sun goes down here in Croatia.
by Idontlikecroatianpigs February 20, 2011
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