cockulater

the use of your penis in the terms of a calculator.

billy: "kevin have you charged your cockulater.?"
Kevin" no its is still charging since i discharged it 20 minutes ago."

by ndfootball75 November 18, 2011

Corporate bigotry

The discrimination against all private Enterprize is done by established corporations through fake competition. All big businesses will secretly merge with the competition and fight the new upstart Private competitor. Vulture capitalism by the established corporate powers. Inevitably a spy or double agent is sent to work at the new upstart to cause problems. The Human resources department is the usual target. Once in charge of hiring and firing the planted agent hires incompetent people while firing the most productive. Then the company is destroyed and liquidated. Diversity, inclusivity, and equity mandates are the weapons being used presently in corporate America. DIE is a proper acronym to describe how corporate America feels about the private proletariat class attempting to become financially independent. Large CORPORATIONS HAVE NO SOUL!!

Corporate bigotry is easy to fend off if you eliminate the entire (Human resource department) at the time of start-up and insist you are a sole proprietor who only needs part-time help hired off the street. Use No middlemen hiring agencies and paying a decent dollar for a decent day's work will ensure loyalty from those you hire.

by Spiritual-Master January 30, 2022

Copulation

the amount of police officers typically found in a certain area

I can never speed around my house because there's such a dense copulation.

Don't worry about it, there is such a small copulation around here.

by The Graham November 13, 2011

Corporate Cookie

A term used to describe an individual working in the private sector who continues to boast about the greatness of their employer.

1. Gosh, he is such a Corporate Cookie. He always talks about how great the programs are at (insert company name here).

2. Oh man, she knew all about (insert social network) and all the qualifications needed to join the '(insert social network) of professionals.'

by CC_GG January 5, 2011

Corporate Muffin Scone

A processed baked delight that has little to zero nutritional value, is slightly overpriced and largely overmarketed.

Babe, i just want a breve and a couple corporate muffin scones. Brittany said she would meet us at starchuck's after she gets her iPad upgrade.

by Twinkie Situation October 27, 2018

corporate socialist

An economic policy that takes from the people and gives to corporations.

This is the ideological opposite of a Democratic Socialist, that keeps a free-market economy but with strong efficient social safety nets.

A Corporate Socialist ultimately wants to make sure that the vast majority >99% of created wealth continues to go to large corporations.

Corporate Socialism is executive bonuses and stock buybacks for large corporations.
Democratic Socialism is investing in your people for a better, stronger, and cheaper future.

US President 45 is a corporate socialist.

by Togi2351 March 8, 2020

old corporate

One of your "friends" that decides to get a job. This piece of shit wears ties in public and talks about how much money he makes. Can be seen at local bars looking for gay dudes or at strip joints spending mad cash.

Did you see Corpo today?

Ya, he got a job and wears a suit everywhere he goes.

He is being Old Corporate these days.

by Dr. Poonking $$$ February 27, 2010