Cope health scholars

A volunteer program for high school and college students going into medicine. But they just walk around the hallways at hospitals in a school uniform and aren’t allowed to do anything.

You (a covid patient): *starts bleeding out and like the blood squirts, the blood literally hit the ceiling fan and now is all over the room moving at a high velocity*
Health scholar: *stares at you through the window.
You: “TF ARE YOU DOING? HELP ME!!”
Health scholar: “I can’t go in covid rooms.”
Nurse: “oh god okay I’ll help you!” *looks at health scholar* “put pressure on it while I get blood.”
Health scholar: “no I can’t go into covid rooms. Also why aren’t you wearing proper PPE?”
Nurse: “CAUSE ITS AN EMERGENCY!!”
Health scholar: *writing in a binder
Nurse 2: “tf are you doing? Go get some g-“
Health scholar: “I’m writing an incident report. ‘Patient was bleeding, patient had covid, nurse was a bitc-‘“
You: *died
God: it was fucking cope health scholars fault.

by Sacredfart May 12, 2023

Copemedy

The process of coping with something through humor, preferably and usually being dark humor

Jeff seems very comfortable going through his loss;
He is, since he's using copemedy

by Ananas_thesaurus June 10, 2023

copefederate

A rebel traitor who is still coping after the defeat 150 years later

Stay seething copefederates

by literally1984 June 13, 2023

Copemoji

When someone doesn't have a valid reply, so he/she responds with an emoji to cope.

Science denier: "Earth is not a globe. That is ridiculous. Bhahahahah."
Normal person: Your personal incredulity is not an argument. Please provide evidence.
Science denier: "🤡"
Normal person: "Copemoji noted."

by Ed Frees September 11, 2023

COPERNICUS

Bawdy Wittism: Ye Olde English Noun::

Phallus:

When inferring to another that the universe doesn't revolve around them and yet lewdly referring to putting your penis (Copernicus) in their face.

"If you don"t stop doing that,I'll put a COPERNICUS on your face!"

by TONY of SXW2 September 21, 2023

Cope

Used by politically extreme closeted 4chan pedophiles / people who don't go outside when they are essentially losing in argument online.

cope

by makingweemad October 24, 2023

Copesthetic

Copesthetic also known as “Copacetic” means In excellent order

Jay: How are you doing bro?
Jamal: Everything going copesthetic bro, you?

by Sosa2Muxh November 5, 2023