cook tease

When you promise a girl you'll cook for her so she will sleep with you but have no intention ever making them food.

That guy is a total cook tease, he always says he's going to make me dinner but then we just have sex.

by iwanttotouchyourwords August 6, 2016

Seth Cooke

A kid that is always hovering around, doesn’t leave you alone and constantly smells like he lives in a jungle or lives with a pack of dogs. Can be friendly at most times but annoying at other times, he’s a hardcore gamer tha5 is the type of kid who plays minecraft or terraria.

“Oh hey.... it’s..... Seth Cooke.......”

by TeenPregnancy_HotPie_69 October 18, 2019

Cook the Duvet

Flatulence released under the covers with the sheets and duvet pulled tight to avoid the release of the stench.

I decided to cook the duvet before Rachel came to bed. When she pulled the sheets back to crawl in a massive waft of ass stench greeted her nostrils.

by Dick Onchin December 29, 2020

Dr. Cook

The action of becoming so angry that one's spine curls into a position where the head can enter the anus. There is a certain nomadic tribe in the frozen deserts of western Mongolia that performs the ancient ritual regularly every Thursday if the weather allows for it.

Guy 1: Bro, I just pissed my dad off so bad that he did a Dr. Cook!

Guy 2: Ok, I'm calling an ambulance right now.

Guy 1: Well shit!

by Bromancuh52 December 31, 2011

cooks branch

When you suffer severe pain from an injury to the balls.

"Mike got kicked in the balls by someone the other day. Worst case of cooks branch I've seen."

by gobbler945 October 6, 2023

Cooked Turkey

How a girl feels after having too much sex.

“We went at it all night I’m feeling like a COOKED TURKEY”.

by KatLady2020 March 25, 2020

SG Cooks

The best cookgroup around, offering premium monitors, early links and info, in depth release guides, exclusive group buys, dedicated 24/7 support, and info on funko, art drops, and much more. All for only $30/mo

Person 1: Yo you hit on YS today?
Person 2: Naw bro I had no idea how to setup
Person 1: Damn if you were in SG Cooks you would've cooked YS

by hahahh324 April 18, 2020