candle condom

The act of poring hot wax over an erected penis thus waiting 5 min for the wax to dry to make a candle condom. An easy way to save money and fuck hoes, plus you get some hot sex.

"do you have a condom?!"- the hoe

"no i do not hoe, but i got a hot candle to make me a candle condom"- you

"i like when my twat is hot"- the hoe

"good because im going to tear it up with my candle condom!"- you

by sbd mofo December 31, 2009

Friendship Condom

A backup, safety friend. Usually only contacted when the initial sources of entertainment are MIA.

Omar was nowhere to be found, so we looked for our friendship condom, Chad.

by SmoothxT September 12, 2009

ripped condom

what causes babies

during the sex the condom ripped and it caused a baby
stupid ripped condom

by ribbed condoms November 4, 2008

jimmy condom

a condom named after such a little dick guy, these condoms are specifically made for limp dicks, broke dicks, and short dicks....

Ex. Maaaann your girl wanted to get it, had no more jimmy sized condoms for me.
Ex. Boy you can't fit into a magnum but it's okay, I got you some jimmy condoms!
Ex.That dick sure is a jimmy condom!

by micropenis jimmypenis brokedic October 14, 2014

Pink Condom

When the rectum is pulled out in a prolapse and remains wrapped around the penis. This occurs as result of a serious anal pounding. If pounding is vigorous and continues despite prolapse, it may be plunged in and out of the anal cavity repeatedly. Also known as a pink sock by the lesser refined.

I pounded my girlfriend's ass so hard, when I pulled out, I had a pretty pink condom! But I wasn’t done so I pounded it in and out until I busted all up in them intestines.

by Dick Onchin September 29, 2020

ego condom

a severe talking to, or something similar for someone who thinks they are great

Boy does Sally need an ego condom

by dannyshamas October 25, 2010

Condom Sure

When you are just a small amount under 100 percent sure of something, but you recognize slim possiblity that you are wrong. You are as sure of something as a condom is preventative. You are 99.9 percent sure.

"I'm condom sure that global warming is real."

"Are you sure you're ok to drive home? Are you condom sure?"

by XombiEZ September 9, 2011