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candle condom

The act of poring hot wax over an erected penis thus waiting 5 min for the wax to dry to make a candle condom. An easy way to save money and fuck hoes, plus you get some hot sex.
"do you have a condom?!"- the hoe

"no i do not hoe, but i got a hot candle to make me a candle condom"- you

"i like when my twat is hot"- the hoe

"good because im going to tear it up with my candle condom!"- you
by sbd mofo December 31, 2009
mugGet the candle condommug.

Friendship Condom

A backup, safety friend. Usually only contacted when the initial sources of entertainment are MIA.
Omar was nowhere to be found, so we looked for our friendship condom, Chad.
by SmoothxT September 12, 2009
mugGet the Friendship Condommug.

jimmy condom

a condom named after such a little dick guy, these condoms are specifically made for limp dicks, broke dicks, and short dicks....
Ex. Maaaann your girl wanted to get it, had no more jimmy sized condoms for me.
Ex. Boy you can't fit into a magnum but it's okay, I got you some jimmy condoms!
Ex.That dick sure is a jimmy condom!
by micropenis jimmypenis brokedic October 14, 2014
mugGet the jimmy condommug.

ripped condom

what causes babies
during the sex the condom ripped and it caused a baby
stupid ripped condom
by ribbed condoms November 4, 2008
mugGet the ripped condommug.

Condom Buddies

When you and your friend get condoms together and give each other condoms
Person 1: hey can we get condoms?
Person 2: yeah let's be condom buddies
by 4seasons November 16, 2019
mugGet the Condom Buddiesmug.

Cuddle condom

When you are snuggled in a blanket so the person cuddling you is separated by the blanket acting as a “condom”
You’re sweaty let me use a cuddle condom
by Bellsebub August 29, 2019
mugGet the Cuddle condommug.

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