The act of poring hot wax over an erected penis thus waiting 5 min for the wax to dry to make a candle condom. An easy way to save money and fuck hoes, plus you get some hot sex.
"do you have a condom?!"- the hoe
"no i do not hoe, but i got a hot candle to make me a candle condom"- you
"i like when my twat is hot"- the hoe
"good because im going to tear it up with my candle condom!"- you
"no i do not hoe, but i got a hot candle to make me a candle condom"- you
"i like when my twat is hot"- the hoe
"good because im going to tear it up with my candle condom!"- you
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Ex. Maaaann your girl wanted to get it, had no more jimmy sized condoms for me.
Ex. Boy you can't fit into a magnum but it's okay, I got you some jimmy condoms!
Ex.That dick sure is a jimmy condom!
Ex. Boy you can't fit into a magnum but it's okay, I got you some jimmy condoms!
Ex.That dick sure is a jimmy condom!
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I pounded my girlfriend's ass so hard, when I pulled out, I had a pretty pink condom! But I wasn’t done so I pounded it in and out until I busted all up in them intestines.
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