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frank crianza is a condom eater
by Anonymous March 19, 2003
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condom pop

1) one who is conceived as a result of a failing condom
2) the act of destroying the thin rubber sheath that stands between you and any feeling whatsoever
3) the fabled fourth hole right behind a woman's knee that can only be seen under the right lighting conditions.
1)My mom calls me her little condom pop
2)The pussy was great after i pulled off a condom pop
3)WTF?
by invisible guy... April 30, 2009
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Condom Fail

A clever comeback to someone when they call you a fail. Referring to the person's parents' condom to fail on them, resulting in the birth of that person. Other versions include abortion fail and birth control fail, but condom fail is much simpler and snappy
Person 2 makes a mistake.
Person 1: hahaha epic fail
Person 2: shut up. you're a condom fail.
Person 1:...
by dhoasfueugaseng October 1, 2011
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Condom Shmondom

What you tell a girl when she asks you to put on a condom.
Girl: Put on a condom.
Guy: Condom Shmondom
Girl: Please
Guy: Naw
Girl: Alright
by Dont Ask... Man May 22, 2010
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condom car

A car with so little value, or such complex repairs, that you drive it until it breaks and throw it away.
Know what a used geo metro and a new toyota prius have in common, they're both condom cars.
by DarwinB September 14, 2013
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Condom mistake

Donald Trump was not meant to be. That's what you can call a condom mistake
by Savagequeen69 February 12, 2017
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condom cave

when a condom falls off inside a vagina while having sex
i left a sick condom cave in that bitch last night
by nickle stack and ed dirt October 3, 2007
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