necktop computer

A flash drive worn around the neck on a lanyard. Generally the property of computer geeks or people like me, when the company doesn't supply a laptop but expects us to have numerous files at our fingertops. Also: necktop

I pulled all the files off my necktop computer and left them with the manager.

by Edith Rudy July 11, 2007

Strong Bad's computer

See wet computer.

And now I'll show you how to make a wet computer out of Strong Bad's computer.

by Evil Zak July 26, 2003

apple computer

A computer made by Apple

IMac

by Rodderz July 3, 2003

apple computer

A piece of shit computer, mainly used by the elderly.

by Wenis July 3, 2003

computer

Code word for hot chick in the office.

Hey Morelli, you gotta go check out the new computer on the first floor.

by Kidzap September 2, 2005

apple computer

expensive paperweight...ironically they do not weigh very much

dude that sucked, my term paper just blew away when my apple computer fell off my desk... no i'm not worried about the apple computer, but i'm pissed about the pencil it broke when it fell.

by j-mo-fucka July 3, 2003

Naked computer kid

A young male who spends his adolescent years sitting in front of his laptop communicating via webcam with underage girls...naked.

*Random Conversations*
"...Yeah and we were like talking using webcam and he was like 'Oh, would it be awkward if I told you I was naked right now..?'"
"Oh! He must have been Naked Computer Kid!"

by VirginiaisaLesbian May 15, 2009