collar snafu

When you own several park hobo mongrels and someone breaks into your house and puts a collar belonging some other dog on one of your mongrels. Most common if none of your dogs are viable guard dogs.

Someone snuck into my house and put a collar for a dog named Hunny on Mila. Rufy was asleep on the job and let it happen. So I tell everyone it’s a collar snafu and they happen all the time.

by Mongrel-free February 2, 2022

collapse my wavefunction

A quantum mechanical euphemism for bringing a person to orgasm.

Dr. Tatlock: "Oh, Robert, collapse my wavefunction!"
Dr. Oppenheimer: "I am become death, destroyer of worlds."

by CdnKidsMD August 14, 2023

leg collapsed

an extreme overeaction to a situation, in order to stop a sporting game and receive attention

as the boys played football, james fell to the ground screaming "my leg, my leg collapsed"

by darcyb June 2, 2008

Ghetto Collar

A collar that is crinkled or loosely fitted to the neck. The only exception to a ghetto collar is a football jersey or a wife beater.

Mayn Joe you be lookin so sloppy wit yo ghetto collar.

by Justin Manns, William Martz January 22, 2009

Music collar

Wearing a headphone around your neck really tightly and putting on some bass music and turn the volume to the top.
Then enjoy the intensity of the bass on your Veins.
It gives a weird effect.

Person1:Where is that music coming from?
Person2:It's probably coming from his music collar.

by S.s.F March 8, 2011

Blue Collar Champagne

Beer.

Tonight we're gonna celebrate our team winning the championship with some bona fide Blue Collar Champagne!

by Mikey N. November 20, 2011

sleep collapse

when spoken by someone, this phrase immediately causes their victims to lose consciousness and fall into a deep hypnotic slumber. Works best when spoken while caressing the victims face.

Mike: Hey Joe, Listen to this!

Joe: What?

Mike: *SLEEP COLLAPSE* (while touching Joe's face)

Joe: *collapses on ground snoring*

by MrAnderson123 August 27, 2013