mitch clem

Punk rock webcomic writer. Also slang for "Elitist punk rock dick."

"He said the local band sucked just because they were interesting and different. What a Mitch Clem."

by Wayne Talbot April 22, 2008

Cleaman

A word generally used when you wish to Insult someone to the ultimate level.

"Torie & Lizzie are a right couple of cleamans!"

by Joe Berry March 27, 2008

clemente

Italian for calm.
German for unusually small penis
Also a dick

Hey bob, did you see the guy's
clemente..
Yeh, it didn't have anything on my 2inches..

by Anonymous2488888888888 June 7, 2011

cleme

a synonym for vagina

Lick my cleme clean!

by cbarbs99 May 14, 2015

Clementine

The most funny French man who is incredibly good looking and a master of the intercourse with females

Oh my god are you clementine

by Mathewmathias June 8, 2018

Clem

Clem is a funny, kind and weird person. She is strange, but means well. When she laughs, she sounds like a seal being asphyxiated. Before you become close to her, you may believe that she may actually have psychosis, and when you get to know her, it is confirmed. Often mistaken for a boy due to her short, Karen-like haircut. Loves carrot sticks and cucumbers (hopefully isn't vegan).

Mark : Have you seen Clem lately?
Dave : I saw her deepthroating a couple carrot sticks in the cafeteria today.

by Juan E. Burrito September 9, 2019

Clem

Inviting someone to do a activity and then leaving them

Angie: Our teammate left us :(

Abyss : Yeah she pulled a clem on us

by AselGG July 8, 2020