bass clarinet player

Usually a player of the bass clarinet which is just like a regular clarinet but lower. Might be friends with the alto saxophone player and may cause unneeded drama in band.

A bass clarinet player that finds the need to date all saxophone players of her class

by alskj November 23, 2007

Calvin's mom

1. A fat bitch so fricken fat that she can't sit down because she will suffocate her self because of all the fricken fat on her neck , and her cram can't come in side so she wouldn't be able to get up.2. The biggest fat ass, lard eating, horse shit, skunk fucking bastard in the whole dam world.3.A big fat bitch that is a lesbian hoe.

fatassbitchlesbian hoeCalvin's mom

by B1g Papa2728 November 1, 2013

sociopathic-cravings

Tumblr famous tumblr user with 12k. Personal blog with pastel, grunge, and fandom posts.

"sociopathic-cravings has such a cool blog!"

"I really wish sociopathic-cravings would follow me, she's so chill."

by Lia Trost June 30, 2014

B Flat Clarinet

A b flat clarinet is the main kind of clarinet. It is in the key of B flat, that is why it is called a B flat clarinet. It has 22-28 keys and the embouchure or way you blow into the instrument, is very difficult to learn. Clarinet is very fun, and there is a Bass Clarinet, which is a regular clarinet, but it plays on a different key, not B flat.

I am in band and i am learning the B flat clarinet.

by band girl December 15, 2014

Calvin

He is a thot

You see Calvin over there?
You mean the thot?
Yeah

by ItsEchoRiot February 16, 2019

clarinet

That thing squidward plays

He plays the clarinet

by strevortni November 8, 2019

Calvin

That one kid that nobody fucking likes. A pure loser, moron and a faggot. He eats Panera soup in the middle of spring, loves sucking big cock, sucks at lacrosse, is dumb as fuck, and is the epitomy of failure. He's annoying, and really shouldn't be alive.

"How are you bro?"
"I was fine, but some dumbass Calvin ruined my day"

by Aph111 April 28, 2022