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Cooper fit

The act of getting so angry (usually at an inanimate object)that you totally lose control and become violent with whatever objects are closest.(Throwing is usually involved.)
Man that was a real Cooper fit, I would have never guessed that you could throw an empty coke can through a big screen.
by myspace pimp September 3, 2005
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chokerbate

The ability to only orgasm whilst choking oneself.
Tommy: "When I go home, I wrap my dad's belt around my neck and fap it furiously. I chokerbate to pass the time while I wait for my dad to come home and start drinking."
by Alfred Wayne January 18, 2008
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Chodercycle

An advanced type of motorcycle produced in Germany that can only be operated by one with a chode. It's chode-only system is a good locking mechanism, thus a great vehicle for many.

See chode
Jeff: Dude, that guy has a huge chode.
Bob: Wow, you are right... He should get a chodercycle.
Jeff: It would be perfect for him.
by cheesapuffa July 9, 2009
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Cooperative Learning

A cheating organization, to better student's grade by uploading homework assignments.
Guy1: Hey guys I use cooperative learning
Guy2: HOLD, ON!!! that cheating organization thats morally unethical
Guy1: Psh i don't care.
Guy2: Okay I would love to use it.
by Codeman7865 November 16, 2009
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Chaperphone

A chaperphone is a good friend who can't come along on a date or other activity, but will call you or text you at least once, but often multiple times, to make sure you're not in trouble.
I have a blind date tonight, and I think it's going to be awful. Will you be my chaperphone and call me or text me at 9 so I have an excuse to leave? or... I know I'm married, but I want to hang out with this hottie tonight. Will you chaperphone me every half hour so I stay out of trouble?
by TwoMirrors July 23, 2010
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Chopper Command

Chopper command:
When a Man with a LARGE penis firmly grasp the bottom of his shaft and begins to rotate his penis in a helicopter type fashion while saying chopper command coming in for landing...

Usually used to incite a Blow job but has no designated landing location.

A improperly operated chopper command Can result in a mushroom bruise or lose of vision....

Men with Tiny penises CAN NOT perform a successful chopper command and will crash and burn upon attempt.

(if your penis fits in only one hand DO NOT attempt a chopper command)
TOP DOG Walked Into the bedroom with his huge penis firmly in hand and said.

Ter Chopper Command coming in for a landing.

(Ter:) All Clear For landing proceed to entry port one for decreasing.O-:
by The Real TOP DOG TD.... February 27, 2011
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Cooper Coons

(noun)No one can be cooler than this person. If you try, his personal bestfriend Chuck Norris will come and roundhouse kick you to the face. If god somehow gives you a chance to live and you kill Chuck Norris, Soviets will use their nuclear radiation and resurect him and then leave the death to me. Since Cooper is the Almighty, he just has to look at you an you will fall on the ground, thriving with pain.

(verb) to wish to be hotter than the Cooper
The Cooper Coons just eliminated Adam Ross.
by Coondawg123 January 19, 2012
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