bed cheddar

The sticky aftermath of late night sexin'.

I don't want to sleep in the bed cheddar.

by SmellHell March 18, 2015

black cheddar mac

Tall black guy who is very attractive and has a very big penis

(girl1) Did you see black cheddar Mac?
(girl2) yeah his penis is huge

by Albert lEinstein March 14, 2017

Fine Cheddar

You’d speak in tongues for someone who is this attractive, "fine cheddar" describes a man or woman who exceeds the societal average of looks, height, income, and personality. Often times it can even bring others to tears. Anyone who’s with someone who is "fine cheddar" is to be envied, “fine cheddar" men or women make excellent lovers and are the most fascinating human beings you could ever come across.

Person 1: Did you see the man on Sam’s arm?

Person 2: I DID, that man is fine cheddar, and Sam is so average.

Person 1: No for real, how’d she even end up with a guy like that.

Person 2: Beats me, but I’d love to take a bite out of that cheese.

by JOJO ( it’s me guys lol.) August 10, 2025

International crispy toe nails dripped in cheddar cheese eating day

On the twenty-first of June, you should eat crispy toe nails dipped in cheddar cheese until you have a stomach puncture.

Have you heared what happened to Joe?

No what?

He's got stomach puncture, he's in the hospital.

Oh my god, why?

Check urbandictionary. You'll read about the International crispy toe nails dripped in cheddar cheese eating day

by HipósGeci June 20, 2021

Cheddar clumps

another name for when a woman has a yeast infection.

dude#1"Hey u get any from that chick yet?"
dude#2"Naw man she had some serious cheddar clumps goin on."

by senor sombrereo May 21, 2009

Gooch Cheddar

Occurs when a man goes days, sometimes weeks, without showering and a thin layer of cheese accumulates between the crack and sack.

This type of cheddar is a close cousin of Fromunda Cheese.

I’ll have the triple cheddar burger, but if Gooch Cheddar’s on the guest list, I’ma pass.

by Ricky Suenos January 18, 2025

Cheddar Blast

Getting your vagina digitally penetrated and stimulated.

Remember when she got cheddar blasted by Joey Fatone? Hawt!

by Nowaygo May 25, 2025