celebi

Attracted to celebrity men and woman but only attracted to the opposite sex in real life.

i’m celebi, i like celebrity men and woman but only like the opposite sex in real life.

by fhhvvgnkk May 8, 2021

Calen

Calen is an ugly person, yet is somehow loved. He fell in love with a girl named jaeden.a beautiful girl that doesn’t know her potential, but Calen will make sure to show her one day.

Calen loves jaeden

by Gigachadddd October 31, 2021

calendario

A calendar, a tool made of paper used to know what day, month and year you are in, because you are so weeb and geeky that you don't even know what fucking day it is, silly.

Wena weon, sabes qué día es hoy? (Hi dude, do you know what day it is today?)
Déjame revisar en mi calendario... Hoy es 11 de enero. (Let me check my calendar... Today is January 11th.)
Chupalo entonces ajddajfjkaajff.
(Suck it then hahahhhahahaha.)

by Jueves September 8, 2021

Celebgram

Celebrity Instagram

Saniyah is the celebgram

by Shanfads September 11, 2021

Calendlyphobia

The fear of someone sending you a Calendly link

AHH! Justin Potts sent me a Calendly link. That triggers my Calendlyphobia.

by WeStrive February 4, 2022

Celebater

A person, usually a man, who gets married, thinking that he will now have a steady source of sexual pleasure, only to find out that even being a provider of a good and steady quotient of Honey Due Projects being done on time, is not going to get him any more Poontang!, than if he just sat in the Living room, watching Sports on tv, with his now way dead dirty socks hanging half way off his really smelly feet! Hence his need to celebrate the fact that he is now a good and steady Celebater!

"Aei there Bill! Did you hear about Rince? Well, he got married to that gorgeous Josephine! And straight away she turned him into a Celebater!"

by Bruce Bombastico December 23, 2021

Calen

The hottest nigga around, Calen unrelentlessly fucks all the hot bitches... An absolute monster truck of a cock, a whopping 8 inches!!!!! (No cap)
11/10 face with no strings attached ;)

Tyla: wow, have you seen Calen? He’s so fucking hot
Britney: I know right??!!!

by My dick and balls January 1, 2022