dipsy cakes

pittsburgh slang

adj. being ripped retarded stupid high. smoking the most pungent delicious piece of heaven that has ever been placed here by God. we're talking about marijuana for all you peasants that haven't taken 101 yet

it is probably gorgeous outside and you're bed-ridden thinking the neighbors are out to get you as just then the pizza man delivers the food you forgot you ordered.

realizing basic functions are more challenging than usual, e.g., "I am too high for video games."

Rory: Do you want to go to the museum?!
Amanda: No, sorry babe I'm too dipsy cakes to go out today.

(video game party chat)
Chad: Yo! bro namath you're blowing on the sticks tonight.. whats going on with you?
Blake: Duder! i really don't know; i'm to high for video games.. this dank i smoked earlier got me soo dispy cakes i cant move my thumbs...

by pantherattack April 28, 2011

Poundin' Cakes

The act of pounding pussy.

Jake: Hey Steve what did you do last night?

Steve: Not much, just Poundin' Cakes.

by Fratacus April 28, 2011

Bitch cakes

What you call your friend when he is being soft as f***.

After being invited to brunch and mimosas, bitch cakes said no I'm mowing my mother's lawn.

by Bitcscakes May 15, 2016

rice cakes

that one food that you can eat all the time

"damn ella you still eating rice cakes?

by Daddario March 14, 2018

cakesniffer

someone who sniffs cake

move it cakesniffers

by 37483b October 9, 2005

pouty cakes

When an individual is consistently complaining because they can't have what they want.

Lea was being a pouty cakes after I told her she couldn't s*ck my d*ck.

by Ryan July 25, 2004

Nigger cakes

when a nigger punches another nigger in the back of the head then writes a book about it.

"damn yo pass me that shirt"
"its so good"
"nigger cakes"

by Chris12 May 23, 2007