carrot

a carrot

person 1: Akko is getting lazy, no?

Akko: carrot

carrot by Akko Stalin October 15, 2020

Carrot God 

The almighty being that created the earth from the cold of the silver foil abyss long ago

Guy 1:Dude did you pray to the carrot god today?
Guy 2:I sure did homie
Guy 1:Wanna fuck now?
Guy 2:Sure

Carrot God by E P I C Despacito69 November 25, 2020

carrot vibes 

The best kind of vibe.
Carrot Vibes

"How was your day?"
"Good"
"Thats Carrot Vibes".

"How was your day?"
"Not great."
"Oof thats not carrot vibes."

carrot vibes by Massive blob of carrot March 9, 2021

Carrot

It's a fucking carrot! You know, the orange vegetable that rabbits like. You can stick it up your butthole.

A carrot is a fucking carrot.

Last night I took a carrot and preceded to beat my wife and kids with it.

Carrot by Conwolf08 May 13, 2021

Carrot cog 

Something weak and foolishly planned or designed that others can see will not last long.

His carrot cog business plan is soon going to leave him in hot waters.

Your ideas are but carrot cog; keep them to yourself; I am not going to be fooled.

Carrot cog by Dr Farhan January 22, 2022

Carrotc4kee 

Carrot is a 5'1 weird shorter than nitsify bitch

carrotc4kee is so cringe

Carrotc4kee by Macnotfounddd March 30, 2022

Carrotception 

When a carrot is penetrating another carrot.

Wanna have Carrotception later?

Carrotception by WesternGoose May 22, 2022