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If you meet a girl named Caaisha run for the hills, her tight wet monster coochie will ruin your life. She’s nice and real laid back but her fat ass makes life extremely hard for her. She can’t walk because she stays dragging around that fat pussy. Be her friend!!! She’s amazing
I love caaisha

Yo you know caaisha? Omg i love her too
Caaisha by Q.kesha April 26, 2020
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Calisto Yew 

Calisto Yew is an ace attorney investigations character, she is the most irritaing fuckhead defense attorney ever, and is the true killer of the case she is in.
Person 1: God, you are such a Calisto Yew.
Person 2: What? I absolutely hate Calisto Yew, She is my most hated character in Ace Attorney Investigations!
Calisto Yew by chumtoad. May 6, 2020
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gay calista 

when you find another girl attractive so you get a vagina boner
omgggg i had a gay calista last night!!!!!!!
gay calista by thefull8inches April 7, 2022

calistrisa 

Calistrisa is a sexy bitch.
calistrisa by Anonymous February 19, 2003
A hillbilly; hick; bumpkin; ho-bo; clodhopper; yokel; One who grows their hair into a mullet.
Wow that Canisis is one hick. I wish he would put down that banjo, washboard, and jug.

Damn that pig fucking hick Canisis! He done raped all my piggies! Damn his mullet and straw hat!
Carissa is usually a girl who has it all in the beginning and than lets herself go. Once being cute, blonde, with a decent shape, unfortunately that doesn't last. Carissa's usually turns out to be fat, out of shape, with nothing special about them in the end. In other words...plain. Same thing will go for Carissa's personality because this also goes to sh*t as well. Not that it was anything special in the first place. Guys who once "adored" her, don't even look twice at her now. Carissa's karma will always catch up with her.
Guy: Did you see Carissa?
Guy2: Yeah dude Carissa let herself go...what a shame

Oh she pulled a Carissa....sucks.
Carissa by yessotrue April 17, 2013
Bitch that just so happens shared my math class.

Ugly ass bitch who pretends she has friends but no one really likes her because she is too pretty and nice.

Someone that you think is worth wasting air untill you meet her then you want to strap a plant to her so she doesn't take your air supply. Basic white trash female that likes to make more friends that she can keep.
That bitch carissa is going to school In Harrison county now.
I fucking hate that bitch.
Carissa by Somegirllmao March 23, 2017