penis butter

The substance that you spread on the vagina toast.

mmmmm. that "penis butter" was suberb!

by spann twin February 28, 2011

butter dump

Inserting multiple sticks of butter into ones anus and letting it melt. Then shitting said butter onto popcorn which has been strategically placed on the other persons chest.

Wow, my butter dump was so nasty it smelled like a dead child... but at least the popcorn was tasty.

by kevinlittryder July 5, 2011

Butters Stotch

a fictional character from the television series, South Park. He was supposed to be like those 80s sitcom characters.

Butters Stotch's first episode all about him was in season 5.
Butters Stotch is my favorite character in South Park!

by SuburbDictionary June 30, 2017

Monkey butter

Stephen Colbert says this is a Hollywood term for something sexual. Mentioned during his wrap up report of the 2003 Emmy Awards, where he apparently participated in an A-Lister orgy during an after party. It is implied to be gross.

Jon Stewart: I think they liked the 'fucking' story better.

Stephen Colbert: I don't blame them Jon. ...I don't blame them Jon. Everyone likes the monkey butter.

by shifty85 August 28, 2006

Buttered the bread

When a pilot smoothly lands a plane, in touchdown zone, without and troubles.

First Officer "You sure buttered the bread there Bob"
Captain "Yes I did, yes I did"

by QF99 April 20, 2020

butter smuggler

When a man does not wash after coitus, and walkes around with a chotch full of love juices.

Max from TMZ is a butter smuggler.

by Larito Longlove December 26, 2011

Buttered Zero

a phrase used by rockstar jimmy pop from The Bloodhound Gang to describe vaginas.

Jimmy Pop to Mark the Bagger: "we're tryin to hook you up with some buttered zero tonight, and Shitbirdz and I got a plan."

by heartagram_eric August 10, 2010