The highly sexualized act of a man defecating whilst on the toilet performing rabid cunnilingus upon a female which appears to want said action to be neverending.
Holey moley! I walked in on Ernie giving Jennifer a much heated bathroom buffet today. "Bust out the pressure washer!" is all I could say...
by anonymous June 29, 2025
Get the Bathroom buffet mug.The highly energetic sexual act of a man defecating into the toilet whilst performing fervent cunnilingus upon an equally energized & receptive woman.
"The other night I was both shocked & amazed by walking in on Ernie giving Jennifer a bathroom buffet!" stated the housekeeper to the valet.
by Cheefroach June 30, 2025
Get the Bathroom buffet mug.A grim slang term for inducing vomiting by sticking two fingers down your throat, often used as a method of extreme or disordered weight loss. The phrase puts a darkly humorous spin on an otherwise serious and unhealthy behaviour.
by AndyRoome99 July 31, 2025
Get the Two-finger buffet mug.When you put your very pregnant wife on a generously buttered dining table and slide her back and forth to serve yourself
by TripleFcups September 5, 2025
Get the Self serve buffet mug.1. Trash or garbage left outside or put out for collection in a slovenly or overflowing way so it becomes a free banquet for rats
2. Trash left out in bags without a can or bin. Why bother, just throw the loose food in the street and invite the vermin into your house
2. Trash left out in bags without a can or bin. Why bother, just throw the loose food in the street and invite the vermin into your house
Yeah he just leaves his trash in the back yard in loose bags. It’s just a rat buffet out there
Oh yeah it’s trash night. There’s a whole rat buffet in the street
Oh yeah it’s trash night. There’s a whole rat buffet in the street
by chirate January 31, 2025
Get the rat buffet mug.The Red Buffet A.K.A. 960 CDU is a dark extortion group based on telegram. They claim to control a lot of "slaves" and sell some extorted content they call "dishes" on telegram. No one knows if they are real or not, is it a game or something real? The true mystery is all over the internet.
by juliane712 May 2, 2025
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Jake brought ground turkey, a single tortilla, and broccoli for lunch - he truly broke out the bro buffet today!
by Gogetablue June 10, 2025
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