Bronfail

A fail of epic proportions. More epic than Optimus Prime.

Person 1: I cut myself on a strawberry :(
Person 2: While cutting it?
Person 1: No, actually on the strawberry :(
Person 2: BRONFAIL!!!

by Guy-In-The-Fire July 8, 2011

Bronze Monkey

The mixing of a 40 and a orange MD (MadDog) This is a variation of the Brass Monkey

Hey, man we are out of OJ. Just mix the 40 with your orange MD and make a Bronze Monkey.

by MasterGofen December 6, 2011

Bonzah

Bonzah: Typically known as someone who is up really late in the night/early hours of the morning....due to the drugz she/he had taken hours before. Commonly will be read on the internet..as she/he will be on various websites, talking about whacked out things...only to her/his mates though..otherwise.."They'll know.."

Girl 1: Can I call you or are you sleeepy?
Girl 2: Oh yeah I just saw that I had a missed call from you, yeah if you want.

Girl 1: Duuddee,I'm so Bonzah right now..
Girl 2: Yeah I can tell..you just posted a status..and it sounded like you were pretty Bonzah...
Girl 1: Oh crap man,should I delete it.. I've been twitching so much..it feels like I've been Salsa Dancing for hours...

by Bonzahnah-RAMA December 19, 2011

Bronze Sundial

A watch that looks good enough to wear, but not good enough to steal.

"Man, I work in a bad neighborhood. I can't wear a gold or silver rolex!"

"What you need, my man, is a Bronze Sundial"

by Terance August 26, 2012

Brontage

brontage is the simple act of making a montage. But said montage is fulled with pictures and clips of you and your bro's.

Today I took the photos of me and the guys from the frat party and made a brontage with some editing software on my computer

by valleyroadlegend September 11, 2012

Bronze player

An individual who lacks skill and/or talent in video games

Dude, we wrecked that bronze player last night!

by Captinpickel April 25, 2016

Bronzing party

A bronzing party is when a Younique presenter invites her very pale friends to try out the new bronzers and tanning line of products.

She can't try them herself because her skin already has a lot of melanin.

Will you be my lab rat and try the new Younique bronzers? After all, there products aren't tested on animals.

Let's have a bronzing party!

by TheBeautyDen August 11, 2016