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Broke Joke 

A boyfriend or husand who is too poor to provide the gifts his lady deserves.
The diamond in her engagement ring is so small you can hardly tell it's there. Her fiance is such a broke joke.

Her boyfriend is such a broke joke he took her to McDonalds the night he said "I love you."
Broke Joke by NicksterGal November 14, 2010
(1)to cross or fake someone in basketball.
(2)to own someone (also can be said as got em)
friend1: hey this is ben
friend2: ben who?
friend1: ben dover...OHHH got em
broke em by TT September 28, 2003

broke off 

smoking weed untill you are all fucked up or "broke off"
Man, we hit that bong until we were broke off!
broke off by Sam-wiatch July 30, 2005

broke joke 

A joke that quite simply isn't funny, or that was once funny but not anymore.
John: What do you call a TV hovering in the dark?
Bill: Here we go again...
John: "DROP IT, NIGGER!" HAHAHA!
Bill: Broke joke, man.
John: What do you mean? That's hilarious!
Bill: You told it six times already this week. That joke went broke. It ran outta funny.
broke joke by krandall, writer January 13, 2009

broke um 

Something a third party says whenever he or she overhears a particularly witty comeback. Similar to owned, or you got served. Like the others, the results are often nonsensical.
Guy 1: Hang on, guys, I just gotta throw this away.
Guy 2: ...I threw yer mom away.
Guy 3: Broke um!

broke the lamp 

When nothing shines brighter than you,
Lookin so good, broke the lamp.