Tom Brady

The act of kissing everyone in your family on the mouth

Yeah my dad tried to kiss me on the mouth I dogded the kiss and said "whoa dad who do i look like Tom Brady"

by Angry HotDog October 15, 2019

The Tom Brady

A mixed drink composed of 3 parts chocolate milk, 1 part vodka.

"The Pats just won the Super Bowl, gimme 4 drinks meant for a champion: The Tom Brady you cock suckaaaa!!"

by Milk&Honey69 September 21, 2017

Discreet Brady

When you pay someone $2 for a quick handjob in a car or on a roof.

Man coming back down from roof

Boss: where were you?

Man: getting a discreet Brady. I was on break anyways

by Dirty Chaos February 13, 2017

Brady cunt

It's a large man slut

Brady cunt get over here

by Zach7300 June 8, 2016

Brady factor

When you inflict doubt in an opponent during a critical moment.

Dude, its the Brady Factor. They just lost the game.

by Urbanbrewhahaha January 21, 2018

The Tom Brady

When you already have 5 wifes and you're about to get wife number 6, but then you loose her.

Javi is about to the Tom Brady

by crocodiledundee123 February 7, 2018

brady rose

Waste of space and always eats food and fat

Joseph: who is that
Brady Rose: hahah it’s me

Joseph: run

by Hitgall101 April 30, 2020