bradshawing

Slowly turning around and falling on your ass in the style of Ahmad Bradshaw's Super Bowl XLVI touchdown.

Did you see that girl bradshawing over there?

by bradshawer March 13, 2012

Brainstorming

To reminisce about a sexual experience so intense, it makes you feel like you have just finished running a marathon.

Just the sight of Antoine has all the ladies brainstorming. However, Lisa is his only Muse because she’s proven Worthy of the “Total Package”.

by Candi Carats July 5, 2022

Elephant Brains

A technique used by creative exhibitions to show off their penis and testicles. The technique involves squeezing your balls and member through your legs, then bending over and revealing the product from behind. It gets it's name from the product forming a trunk and wrinkly brains. It's kind of like the mangina, but from behind.

Bob: "Hey Gary, come in here, I gotta show you something."

Gary: "What the hell do you want... Ahhh, not the Elephant Brains again, you sick bastard!"

Bob: "Don't act like you've never seen my shit before."

by Chris Mortimer June 18, 2008

Paste-for-Brains

An insult that is not, of course, implying that the person on the receiving end of said insult has a brain that is held together by paste. It is just another way of calling somebody 'stupid'.

Carl: Well, how was I supposed to know that the coffee was scalding hot?

Pete: You made the coffee, paste-for-brains.

by Diggity Monkeez January 25, 2005

baids

It's Butt AIDS. Try not to catch it, it hurts like fuck.

If you don't leave my sisters alone, Imma gonna give you BAIDS!!!

by Rental December 15, 2006

If Democrats Had Any Brains, They'd Be Republicans

The newest book by the Pro-hate author Ann Coulter.

Are you picking up the book "If Democrats Had Any Brains, They'd Be Republicans"? No I actually live in the real world.

by Blarg07 October 22, 2007

Monkey brains

the look your nuttsacks make when you squash them between your legs

Hey check out my monkeybrains!

by mooseknuckles November 11, 2002