Phantom Booger

After a good nose picking session, the feeling of a booger still being present in the nose cavity.

1st person: Look at that dude,he's been picking his nose for over 20 minutes,dirty cunt.

2nd person: Yeh i know, must be a phantom booger i guess.

by kevtucks January 29, 2009

booger bling

The single stud piercings girls get on their nostril. Just a small stud, usually sparkly; like a sparkly booger on their nose. Typically seen on younger girls (late high school or early college age). They probably think it makes them look cool.

Bob: You see Chrissie's new booger bling?
Charlie: Yea, I hate those things.

by Rutherford Jones May 8, 2010

booger fuck

When you resort to fucking a girl who doesn't keep herself very clean "down there", so that when you look down while going at it you see lots of brown chunks all over your dick.

"Last night I booger fucked this nasty skank till i puked."

by boobybobbler January 14, 2010

booger eater

A person who is over the age of 13 and still watches wrestling (WWE, not the real kind).Booger eaters often suffer from the following symptoms:
-Lack of a life
-Lack of a girlfriend (or boyfriend in many booger eater cases)
-Masterbates...ALOT!(Many times while watching wrestling)
-Thinks wrestling is real and a sport
-Fascination watching oiled up men in their undies grab eachother and basically have sex.
-Always quoting wrestlers
-Will give this definition a thumbs down because they watch wrestling...therefore, are booger eaters.

guy#1- Hey dude, if you smell what i'm cooking, you'll know that i can kick your butt any day of the week!
Me- Shut up, booger eater.

guy#2- Hey, wanna come over to my house and watch lubed up men do everything except penetration? Maybe after that we can masterbate and talk to girls on the internet?
Me- No, you god damn booger eater.

by UncleJesse!!!1 May 9, 2006

Vagina Booger

A Vagina Booger Is A Booger Located In The Vaginal Area. They Tend To Smell And It Is A Great Insult :D

Josh Has A Vagina Booger Hanging From His Underwear.

Lance Is A Vagina Booger D:

by Hookersuckit September 22, 2010

booger eater

A person whose life revolves around the technical aspects of computers and other high tech gadgets. A Booger Eater also has no social life outside of virtual reality or chat rooms.

My PC is locked up. I'd better call one of those booger eaters from IS to fix it.

by Pfred Kneck August 24, 2007

boogered up

To be on cocaine (see booger)

I saw Sally talkin a mile a minute last night and making no sense at all. I think she was boogered up.

by Just another local February 21, 2006