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Bumper Cars

A sex position where both the man and women are kneeling with their asses facing eachother.
Yeah man my penis is so flexible, I can pull off bumper cars with my girl
by Hugh Jainis March 8, 2017
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Split bumper

Common use for referral to 70-73 Rally Sport camaros with two small bumpers on each side of the grill.
Is that camaro a split bumper? Yes its a RS camaro
by John Copello June 20, 2007
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gum bumper

sombody that just run they mouth & will neva pop off;someone who has a strong talk game but aint bout dat life
scary talk alot of ish
gurl i will punch u in the face
(not really bout 2 do anything)<gum bumper
by s~gutta April 4, 2009
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Muscle Bumper

Two strongmen competitors injecting steroids into each others asses while sticking their dicks in between each others biceps to oil up for a show. This is all done inside of a 1964 Chevelle while Lil' Jon's "Get Low" and Devo's "Whip It" play simultaneously. This usually results in both being filled with a sensation that they are nodding on Oxycontin with Vick's Vapor rub in their noses with half a broom stick shoved in each others ass.
Hey Jerry, our show's tonight, you up for a quick muscle bumper?

That was one hell of a rave last night, I feel like I've just had a muscle bumper!
by cum sticker fanatic December 15, 2010
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Bumper Balls

Noun. A term used to describe the act of two men having double penetration sex with a woman, whereas each man has at least a 12 inch penis, and are standing. With each thrust, the men's testicles are repeatedly hitting each other, making a thumping sound. Commonly causes Sticky Bumper Balls.
Guy1: "Your mother likes bumper balls, doesn't she?"
Guy2: "How'd you know?"
Guy1: "Nick and I were not at your house to watch the dog."
by MarkBolo February 7, 2007
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bumper stickers

retarded slogans on rectangular stickers that are attached to many crappy cars. people who have brand new cars feel they're too cool to put bumper stickers on that nice shiny mustang. over time, they will.examples of said bumper stickers are:

My child is an Honors Student!

Jesus loves you!

If you have animals called pets why do you eat animals called food?

Im a Proud Soccer Mom!

stuff with college football logos
on the back of a crappy nissan- "Jesus loves you, but everyone thinks your an asshole!" bumper stickers

on the back of a shiny SUV- TINY family stick figure bumper stickers boasting about your perfect family and pets.
by imsocoolishaticecubes! October 9, 2008
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Bumpercar

reverse motorboating; When a woman comes up behind someone and shakes her breasts against the back of that person's head... unexpected and possibly unwelcomed.
S: "I just saw something an now it's burned into my retina's"
E: "What is it?"
S: "That girl in the green shirt just went up to that girl who's sitting down and greeted her using the bumpercar technique."
by blahblahblah04 August 1, 2012
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