blondeherring

To eye up a lass from behind thinking shes going to be beautiful but when she turns around shes a MINGER

"Oooh look at the arse on that"
"Shit no-Oh my God no she has face that reeks of Didcot and a Fairmile smile too"

by hetroman September 20, 2003

Blonde

A fair hair color. The color can range from a very pale blonde to a reddish "strawberry" blonde or "sandy" blonde color. Blondes usually have a lighter skin tone than people with darker hair. Some people tend to think that blondes lack intelligence or are less serious-minded. This is just a stereotype, hair color doesn't determine your intelligence. Although some blondes like to act like "dumb blondes" because they think it's cute. Blonde hair is mostly paired with blue eyes, but other eye colors are paired with blonde hair too.

That girl has blonde hair.

by Shameeka July 8, 2012

Blond Ingrate

That one idiot who uses the cheese grater the wrong way.

Incorrectly using the cheese grater.

"Stop being such a blond ingrate and turn the fucking cheese grater around."

by TheabsoluteShit February 15, 2015

bloddy idiot

bloddy idiot, originated in England meaning {stupid fool}

You should never turn your back on your friends, you bloddy idiot!

by Lisa from Pisa March 6, 2017

dishwater blonde

A 1950's term that now would be considered a "dirty blonde"

Betty is a homemaker dishwater blonde.

by Ashley April 20, 2005

you can't hide that blonde pride!

a saying said when a blonde says something a blonde would say

"Hey blondie, the word is pronounced 'enigma,' not 'enigima'! But it's okay, because you can't hide that blonde pride!

by simpsonguy27 February 7, 2009

Blodgett

Drunken Santa Claus with no presents except magic markers he gets high off of. Usually found mumbling with a cup of coffee in hand possibly containing whiskey. Face is bright red with the glow of early morning binge drinking. He's wondering whether and eiffin you are coming to class anytime soon. Weeet a meenute ooookie.

That guy just confused the shit out of me like a total blodgett.
He just blodgeted his way through that presentation and alls I heard was fuckin' mumblin'.

Oh shit it's the blodge hide the beer.
He just completely blodgetized me I couldn't understand if that was a formula or a stroke.

by thehawksfriend May 28, 2010