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Booking

The act of shopping at a bookstore while drunk, and making large purchases of unnecessary books.
"Dude, you were booking so hard last night you bought the entire Dr. Seuss collection talking about your new album, 'Hip on Hop'.
by SauronsOptometrist December 11, 2015
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Bloomington, Indiana

Bloomington is a college town located in southern Indiana about an hour or so away from Indy. Aside from the infestation of dumb, drunk and mostly spoiled college students, the water is moldy everywhere you go due to the everything being made out of Lime stone. I will give the town points for being the one beacon of liberal hope in most of the state but even then. The town has non of the perks of Indiana like a Martins or woods that are close by enough to hike. its a shithole town like many others in Indiana but just on a little but larger scale. Lastly, this town has a disturbing amount of sushi places for being located so far in the heart of the Midwest.
"you went to college where? Bloomington, Indiana? wft is that?
Defined: "oh, its a shithole town in southern Indiana, where you don't want to visit, let alone live"
by practicalmagic September 27, 2021
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blooping

to be sexually unactive
Man, he's blooping.
by Keifjliszzle December 29, 2008
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blooming rosebud

when your feces is especially fluffy and sprouts out of your anus like a flower caught on a time-lapse cam.
"Woah, that was the best dump ever! A real blooming rosebud!"
by toiletmuncher February 12, 2009
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blocking the extra point

(v.) slang for anal sex
He wasn't too sure he'd bust a nut, until she wanted him to block the extra point.
by TommyOkktane December 30, 2003
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blooming flower

When a guy sticks his dick between his legs, and then opens his legs quick, flinging his dick up into the air, thus a blooming flower.
Hey Becky, want to see my blooming flower!
by Bob slideil April 30, 2006
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Two-Faced Booking

To have 2 Facebook accounts so you can spy (cyberstalk) on others or to have a clean account and a "free to say what you want" account.
I am Two-Faced booking. One account to keep it clean and one to keep it real.
by TTL PKG May 26, 2010
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