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Blodgett

Drunken Santa Claus with no presents except magic markers he gets high off of. Usually found mumbling with a cup of coffee in hand possibly containing whiskey. Face is bright red with the glow of early morning binge drinking. He's wondering whether and eiffin you are coming to class anytime soon. Weeet a meenute ooookie.
That guy just confused the shit out of me like a total blodgett.
He just blodgeted his way through that presentation and alls I heard was fuckin' mumblin'.

Oh shit it's the blodge hide the beer.
He just completely blodgetized me I couldn't understand if that was a formula or a stroke.
by thehawksfriend May 28, 2010
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Blonger

Someone who does not like very many races.
Wow, that man is such a blonger! He doesn’t like all the races!

He’s such a blonger right?
YOU STUPID BLONGER! >:(
by sir nicky March 31, 2023
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blondeded

OMG that girl is so blondeded
by brittizdashit June 28, 2009
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blogger bun

A bun made popular by fashion bloggers.
Usually a bun sat atop the wearer's head in a perfect poof.

Can be achieved with a sock as a base... Or lots of practice. Usually long hair is needed.
Kendi's blogger bun bounced on her head as she walked down the New York City street, looking for a good place to take pictures for her blog.
by weelittleseamonster September 29, 2012
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blingette

A blingette is the bridesmaid to a flashy, trashy bride, as defined in TLC's reality wedding planner 'Bling it on'.
Girl y'all caint b wearin no flashier tiara thn me. I b the bling, y'all b the blingettes
by Jacques D'ancona November 20, 2013
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blonde brunette

When a natural brunette is as dumb as a door nail
Tara: How funny is it that female Lions are called Tigers?!
Jeremy: WTF?! Lions and Tigers are two different animals. You're such a blonde brunette!
by The Vivacious T October 11, 2016
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Blogger's Law

Blogger's Law: as soon as you finally post something, glaring errors will appear.

A derivative of Murphy's Law, the Blogger's law accounts for the inevitability of everything necessary for a sensible online publication going wrong nanoseconds after publishing something on the internet. In spite of all human and machine-assisted efforts to proofread and edit, mistakes and glaring errors will happen for all to see.
Aspiring writer: I finally published our latest blog post!
Editor: I'm not thrilled, did you account for the Blogger's Law?
Suddenly unemployed online writer: $%&#!?! I swear the headline had no typos before I hit publish!
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