When the bottoms of your (dirty) feet resemble that of the stamped feet on the card you get stamped as an infant.
by Jennifred July 19, 2023
Get the Birth Certificate Feetmug. by gcsnelgar August 13, 2023
Get the Birthing hospitalmug. When you get the Covid vaccine for your child under the age of 18 it’s like you didn’t even want them anyways so it’s a post birth abortion because a vaccine will kill them.
I had a post birth abortion the other day, I gave my child the Covid vaccine and his heart smile so big that he had a heart attack and he was only 14. But I am glad he got the vaccine
by Soso2019 July 26, 2021
Get the Post birth abortionmug. Usually single child males, one that stands in the spectrum of normality when it comes to the birth spectrum. Side effects include, saying 6-7 repeatedly, casual sexual relations with femboys/lady boys, and confusion when speaking to a higher authority.
by anonymous June 20, 2025
Get the Birth normiemug. The Idea that a person's quality of life is determined at birth. His/her life is all dependent on race, region, religion, sex, and genetics.
This is also known as "Lottery of Birth".
This is also known as "Lottery of Birth".
Tommy: Did you hear about that Paki kid that was forced into marriage at 10?
John: Poor girl lost the birth lottery.
John: Poor girl lost the birth lottery.
by Sazuri January 26, 2019
Get the Birth Lotterymug. When you are at the latest stage of a massive constipation. You know it's there. You know it wants to get out. But the form and shape of it, has left the stage where you can call it 'feces' a long, long time ago.
It has turned into the form and shape of a huge, unripe avocado. It's coming. You just have to get it out, and you have no enema to help you. The avocado birth is there. It's coming and it's unavoidable. You have no other option than to just do it. Pain. Pain.
It has turned into the form and shape of a huge, unripe avocado. It's coming. You just have to get it out, and you have no enema to help you. The avocado birth is there. It's coming and it's unavoidable. You have no other option than to just do it. Pain. Pain.
At a surprise party where lot's of really nice people have arrived and just waiting for you. They ask eagerly: "Where's Zed, where's Zed?"
Friend answers: "He's coming. He's just doing an avocado birth"
Friend answers: "He's coming. He's just doing an avocado birth"
by nice bever February 3, 2024
Get the Avocado birthmug. The act of ejaculating so many times after your baby is born that your sperm turns red and your baby is now the spawn of Satan
"Hey Johnny bear how was your sleep"
"I had no sleep I was in Post-Birth hemorrhoids"
"Lmao ratio+L"
"I had no sleep I was in Post-Birth hemorrhoids"
"Lmao ratio+L"
by Intellectual_illiteracy December 30, 2021
Get the Post-Birth hemorrhoidsmug.