Aston’s Biggest

Aston’s biggest is quite literally 3.7 tonnes, they not only suffer from chronic obesity but they also suffer from the addiction to discord. Aston’s Biggest could mistake his own fingers for food, as he craves food more than he craves cock, and that is a lot as he is relentless with his desire to rape his own friends. He is 3.7 tonne, which creates more problems than the fact he cannot see his own cock. The “biggest” problem is that he cannot seem to leave his xbox for longer than 3 hours, as the gallons of sweat stick him to his chair for inhuman amounts of time. This leads to issues such as pungent B.O, and greasy, dandruff riddled hair. Due to these obstacles, Aston’s Biggest lack’s interactions with girls. He was rejected by them all, leading to him becoming so down bad he pretended about kissing a drunk girl. He is so heavy, if he was on the submarine he would of survived due to the immense cushioning of his major organs, however his arteries probably only have a few years remaining before they are clogged with 10,000 calories per hour’s worth of fat. The Aston’s biggest is more than likely going to die a virgin, but he got to elite division on fifa so who cares?

“Aston Villa are the fucking best blud kmt g narnie stretchers uno it skidem”
“Shut up you are literally Aston’s biggest pedophile”

by Annoymous112122 June 25, 2023

Twitter’s biggest issue

Prostitute bots

On a tweet relating to cars*

Prostitute bot: Pussy in bio

@GDamus: hey prostitute bot, I don’t wanna see your butt, boobs and private part, Now shut up and stop commenting on people tweets about your stinky vulva or vagina. Sheesh this is twitter’s biggest issue and Elon is not doing anything about it

by EMD F59PHI July 12, 2024

Ronnie The Biggest

The heaviest hitter of Georgia, you may find this individual wondering and you may wonder why is his hands so lethal? Well the name speaks for itself on instagram @mrlethalhands. He has over 20+ victims of his lethal hands.

You know Ronnie The Biggest? Yeah I’m a victim of his hands.

Oh really

Yes.😞

BABAHAHAHAHAHAHA

by @factstobegiven December 9, 2024

im the biggest bird

im the biggest bird

Yo, im the biggest bird

by malcuber October 18, 2025

Erin’s biggest fan

Erin’s biggest fan is Cai. They are meant to be

Who’s Erin’s biggest fan ?
It’s Cai

by Slayyyyyyyyyy November 23, 2025

Brian is a boy who has the biggest balls

Poetic (alternative of ‘biggest bollocks boy’) (for the /b/ sound). Also a tongue twister.

Brian is a boy who has the biggest balls in the world so many people called him ‘biggest bollocks boy’.

by marcotoa January 18, 2025

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by Adujasty343 August 29, 2025