bearded meat muncher

A box so hairy and littered with sores that it pertrudes from the front of the pants with a gargoil shape in an attempt to hunt down any available meat.

That womans bearded meat muncher reminds me of three gorilla fists burned in acid and wrapped in lycra.

by dosomefatchick November 22, 2007

Bearded Blumpkin

The act of receiving a blow job and taking a dump on the toilet at the same time after she/he is done they give themselves a beard of shit

John's boyfriend looks like a real man after he gives a bearded blumpkin

by Hollowzero April 11, 2008

Bearded Dragon

When having oral sex with a woman, grab her head as you blow so that all the sperm goes in, this should result in some running out of her nose, making hear resemble a chinese bearded dragon

Billy "I grabbed that bitches head and blew in her mouth till she looked like a bearded dragon!"

by bunse July 10, 2009

bernard

A Golden dog known as a retrieving dog. Also defined as a golden retreiver. Loves to Pant in your face. Loves to shake that thang (tail) all the time. Steals shoes to greet you. Whines when excited.

WOAH ur so annoying..geez you bernard!!

by ashley and sarah August 23, 2006

Gill St Bernards

A day school in New Jersey for wealthy kids who are smarter than the public school kids. Only for kids who plan to be successful in their future, and only for people who want to work none and earn millions. if you want a manual labor job, check out black river.

Kid 1: Where do you go to school?
Kid 2: Gill St Bernards.

Kid 1: Lucky! I go to Black river, like the rest of my moron friends.

by The one and only Xtraeneous January 27, 2011

Dirty Bernardo

To smear feces in the shape of a goatee on someones face.

Aaron wouldn't stop being a little bitch so i gave him a Dirty Bernardo.

by dirty junglist September 15, 2008

Bernard Pollard

1. The SS of the Kansas City Chiefs who glamorously ended the 2008 NFL season for Tom Brady in Week 1, by bending his knee the wrong way and snapping pretty much anything attached to that knee. This caused the Patriots to miss the playoffs for the first time since 2002, and drop from an 18-1 season to an 11-5 season. God knows how Brady will be in 2009 thanks to this man.

2. national hero

3. The greatest football player to ever play in the NFL.

4. Someone who takes care of something really annoying that's been bothering you.

Definition 1 Example: "HOLY FUCK MY NEW FAVORITE PLAYER IS BERNARD POLLARD!!!"

Definition 2 Example: "OMG! The president should award a medal to Bernard Pollard."

Definition 3 Example: "DID U SEE THAT HIT?? BRADY'S DONE! I'M VOTING BERNARD POLLARD FOR THE PRO BOWL!!"

Definition 4 Example: "That bully was picking on me the other day again. Luckily I hired a Bernard Pollard so I don't have that problem anymore."

by t0mbreidyh8ter April 15, 2009