beak

blowjob/fellatio, a bout of oral sex

"Hey man, did you fuck that chick last night?" "Naw, but she beaked me off and I'll prolly fuck her next time we hook up." "Was it at least a good round of beak?" "Yeah, best beaking I've had in a while."

by snowspark6 October 21, 2008

beaked

To be hit in the groin by the pointed nose of a skateboard during a failed trick attempt.

David's front foot slipped and he beaked himself.

by The Beaked April 4, 2011

Beaked

When a person is both extremely tired and extremely baked simultaneously causing them to lose all worth

Dude, I'm fuckin' beaked

by P00PFEAST69 April 19, 2018

chirps out of your beak

when someone hasnt said anything for a while, or you just want to annoy them or hint they have a large beak!

"Well, I havent heard any chirps out of your beak in a while!"

by Amanda and Liz September 22, 2007

A Leaking Beaker

A dumb bitch. A self conscious, overused slut who they call the double deepthroater. She can play you almost as fast as she can suck off three different black guys at once. People lose as many IQ points as she has tissues stuffed in her bra when she tries talking but her bra doesn't take nearly as much punishment as she does in her free time if you know what I mean. She legally classifies as a dwarf and has the athletic ability of a chicken with an extra chromosome. A true blonde bitch who can give you a fun time if you call her up and you can catch her on the live show every day from 4:30 to 6:00.

Dude - "Yea that chick A Leaking Beaker is letting so many guys eat her out, they better start putting the nutrition facts on her."

by TylerIsMyBae November 9, 2016

Beaked

To get punched in the nose

If you dont stop, your gonna get beaked.

by BUDDISON February 14, 2009

Beacon

A small city located in the northern suburbs of NYC. Also called the tree-city, it has many art gallerys and restaurants. Some people say the people in Beacon "hate gays and autistic people, and they only send their kids to Catholic schools..." but this is not true. Beacon is a very nice and welcoming city in which many people visit. Beacon is the almost polar opposite to newburgh which has many gangs and crimes. I love to walk around Main Street and visit the shops. And on the second Saturday of every month, all the gallerys stay open late and put out new items for display.

Hey dude, look at the top definition for Beacon on UD. It says we hate gays and we're super religious.-Matt

looks up from coffee

Dude, that's not right. Beacon is just full of hipsters and

artists. Looks like someone hates trees. Right Dave?-Devin

Pulls off nerd glasses

I'm not a hipster! Yeah yeah sure, trees yeah. Now shush guys, I'm trying to get past this level!-Dave

What are you even playing?-Matt

Doctor Who episode 4: Shadows of the Vashta Nerada.-Dave

Hipster......-Devin & Matt

by PIE August 12, 2012