bargonbogs

Another term for "Oh, darn it" or "Oh, shucks!"

BARGONBOGS! I don't have enough flour to make my deluxe chocolate chip cookies!

by alliurtle January 29, 2008

Baraona

Pronounced BA-rone-Ah
When someone or something is awesome sweet crazy sick cool pretty much anything that is good.

-Hey Spence what you been up to?
Spencer- Man I just beat time crisis 2 only using two dollars
-Dude that's so Baraona

Hey man those nikes are so Baraona

by Spencer Tahsler March 28, 2008

baritone seal

1) The sound, during sex of any kind that involves a phallus (organic or otherwise), made by its quick (& sometimes painful) ejection from the cavity in which it was plunging. The resultant 'POP!' when echoed inside the cavity, is the baritone seal. The POP is, much like a freshly-opened pickle jar, the breaking of the seal.

2) The seal-like moaning sounds made, usually accompanied by sealion-esque bucking and thrashing, by certain types of sexual partners nearing orgasm.

1) "I was getting deepthroated by Theresa last night when I got excited and slipped out--you should have heard the baritone seal it made, bro! Sounded like a hotdog bustin in a microwave!"

2) Yo, I tried to hook up wit Robin last night, but she started letting out baritone seals when I went down on her--bitch was putting on a Sea World show, dawg!

by glandcyclops August 19, 2008

barting

When your dog farts and barks simultaneously.

Dang, Magnus has been barting all night.

by ver Boyer July 29, 2016

Bartender

A person who mixes and serves drinks at a bar.

The bartender is making my drink.

by Definitive Positive April 16, 2020

Pocket Bartender

To Cut A Man's Dick Off

Mike: "Dubie, I'm goin' to pocket bartender you in the dick."
Dubie: "What does that mean?"
Mike: "It means I'm going to cut your dick off!"

by DubDiesel January 29, 2009

red baron

Liquid DXM, aka robotussin.

I have myself a date with the Red Baron tonight.

by Mike February 6, 2006