A fluffy white dog with the kung fu capabilities of a ninja. Tends to be mortal enemies with crows and squirrels as well as its own reflection from time to time.
by Looogie Boop April 28, 2017

by suck on my balls April 3, 2022

The white- washed Asian bitch
by Silly person 101 November 3, 2019

a rich north London girl who often says 'basically' or 'literally' unnecessarily in a sentence. Usually gets driven to school in a Range Rover because of her heavy Michael Kors bag and swears by the flapjack diet.
by planetofthegrapes May 15, 2016

A little lanky asian boy who continuously asks young innocent girls for nudes.He has no self respect and worst of all no respect for women. He thinks he’s a roadman and likes to be called a chigga...
He is confident and pretends to be popular but is actually a pale pasty spotty kid who jacks off on photos of young girls (these girls are fully clothed). He likes to video himself doing this creepy ass shit and send it to the girls he’s jacking off on. You’ll be having a conversation with him and he will say, ruffly every 10 minutes, that he needs to pause because this (perfectly normal convo) is turning him on so much that he needs to beat his meat. idk how he handles his never ending jizz machine in class.
He is confident and pretends to be popular but is actually a pale pasty spotty kid who jacks off on photos of young girls (these girls are fully clothed). He likes to video himself doing this creepy ass shit and send it to the girls he’s jacking off on. You’ll be having a conversation with him and he will say, ruffly every 10 minutes, that he needs to pause because this (perfectly normal convo) is turning him on so much that he needs to beat his meat. idk how he handles his never ending jizz machine in class.
Person 1: this weird asian boy keeps asking me for nudes. Idk who it is!
Person 2: must be Matty Chan. The only weirdo horny enough to ask you, a 11 year old for nudes.
Person 3: omg he’s a constant jizz machine!!
Person 2: must be Matty Chan. The only weirdo horny enough to ask you, a 11 year old for nudes.
Person 3: omg he’s a constant jizz machine!!
by Your dads my bitch May 6, 2018

by On9MrGrass November 30, 2021

Funny Kung Fu star who broken many bones doing his own crazy stunts. Unknown to many, he is actually a womanizer that knocked up a few less famous celebrities. One of the if not the only Action Asian actor to ever kiss a white woman on Holly wood screen in "The spy next door". This is significant since in Holly Wood it is popular and a norm to portray Asian men as "noble savages" and sexually inadequate.
by pspspps June 16, 2010
