As useful as the average politician

Used to describe how useless something or someone is

A lot of the regulatory bodies meant to protect consumers are as useful as the average politician.

by Kofi_essil July 21, 2024

better than the average bare

What a supposedly-above-average stripper or nudist-camp member claims to be.

Folks who are covered in tattoos may view themselves as being "better than the average bare", but if a fellow human is gonna "drop it all for me", I would much prefer just a "pian 'n' natural look" in the skin-department.

by QuacksO0 June 21, 2025

better than the average Bayer

What a supposedly-superior brand of aspirin claims to be.

If you add an "abbreviating apostrophe" right before da capital "b" in da "better than the average Bayer" phrase --- i.e., if you spell it "'Bayer", thus eliminating da small "e' at da beginning of da word --- then it could also refer to an online buyer/seller who exhibits exemplary behavior/performance.

by QuacksO0 June 21, 2025

The law of averaging 6s

When a group of attractive people are placed in a group their attractiveness gets diluted since their differentiating features get compared to other. It is the "Cheerleader Effect" but in reverse.

They are a 10/10 alone but a perfect 6/10 around other attractive people.

Johnny : Yo Vinny this hot chick don't look so hot anymore standing in this beauty pageant!

Vinny : Nah... its The law of averaging 6s. None of these bitches look as hot unless you got them alone!

by Luis J Gomez March 24, 2026

smarter than the average Behr

A better painter than ya typically find among novice color-appliers.

I don't claim to be "smarter than the average Behr", but I do always try to work carefully and neatly.

by QuacksO July 16, 2025